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About the mold growing in the apartment: "Don't say that, Hitoshi-san. The size of your telescope isn't everything, is it?" --Saati Namba (A.I. Love You vol. 2) "Enough jabbering! You've got an elite army of robot pirates to deal with." --Toeni Naamba (A.I. Love You vol. 2) "Good, it's settled then. Tonight Jupiter is going to go through hell...and we'll be right here watching it." --Toeni Naamba (A.I. Love You vol. 2) Saati: "Hmmm, a pool opening. You mean the pool's going to crack open and a giant robot's gonna fly out?" "Oh my God, my girlfriend's a furball!" --Hitoshi Kobe (A.I. Love You vol. 2) "The problem isn't my telescope, it's my attitude." --Hitoshi Kobe (A.I. Love You vol. 2) "What the? These things that look like carrots are actually hot peppers! What the? Why ARE there hot peppers that look like carrots?" --Hitoshi Kobe (A.I. Love You vol. 2) Hitoshi: "What's up with this?! Even your eggs taste like curry." “A man shouldn’t have to defend himself from his own merchandise.” –Gaku Namikiri (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 2) "Alright!! You go be a man!! Do the company proud!!" --Gaku Namikiri to Night Tenjo (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 3) “Are they trafficking in human flesh?” --Riiko Izawa (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 1) Night: “Are you getting a job, Riiko?” "Are you okay? Humans are so inconvenient." --Night Tenjo (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 4) Boss: “Asamoto! Why are you hitting the customers!?
"Don't you blackmail me with this, Masaki!!" --Soshi Asamoto as he's climbing over the balcony to Riiko Izawa's apartment (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 4) "How can he not be human? Then again, it's possible! Gackt and Ayumi Hamasaki seem too perfect to be real, too!" --Soshi Asamoto (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 4) “How do you always get naked so fast!?” --Riiko Izawa (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 1) Kota: "How old are you?" "'How to use the Dolby virtual surround system.' Who needs that?" --Riiko Izawa reading Night's manual (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 4) "I can't even see them. It's like the matrix in here." --Riiko Izawa (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 4) "I made you some iced coffee!! It's my special blend--with cocoa! A little bittersweet, like life..." --Riiko Izawa to Soshi Asamoto (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 4) Soshi: "I met him at an offline get together for the period drama society website, to discuss the future of period drama." "If we had stayed kids, maybe we could've been friends forever." --Riiko Izawa (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 3) "If you can't do either science OR humanities, you're hopeless." --Satori Miyabe (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 3) "'If you think it might be broken, calm down and take a deep breath.' Gimme a break." --Riiko Izawa reading Night's manual (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 4) "If you think you love them both, then you don't really love either one." --Satori Miyabe (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 3) Night: “I’ll apologize to you properly when we get home. In the buff.” "I'm so nervous, there's no way I can do this sober." --Riiko Izawa (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 3) "Mr. Tenjo!! This is English class, but...that was excellent German!!" --Sensei (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 4) "Night, let me go! Someone's at the door! Is it Soshi with his impeccable timing!? That's what always happens." --Riiko Izawa (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 3) “Oh my gosh! A mannequin just sat up and kissed me!!” (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 1) “Relax, your undies aren't exactly built to thrill.” --Soshi Asamoto (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 1) Night: "Riiko's dad likes Soshi." Night: “Riiko, are you done packing? Let me help!” "Show 'em what a crazy ex can do!" --Gaku Namikiri (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 3) "The kimchee must be getting to me." --Soshi Asamoto (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 4) Sohsi: "Then I'll sleep with Night!!" "Uh-oh! They're never gonna have sex at this rate! I have to take action!" --Gaku Namikiri (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 3) “What am I gonna do!? Isn't there a million dollars lying in a gutter somewhere!?” --Riiko Izawa (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 1) Gaku: "What? Say again." "Why are they showing historical dramas on a tropical island?" --Soshi Asamoto (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 3) “You should stop carrying your underwear around all the time.” –Soshi Asamoto (Absolute Boyfriend vol. 2) Mika: “You're looking for a job?”
Loli girl: "A girl's uniform suits you really well. Cute really." "As far as I can tell, you're as much a girl as they come! Hearing you say 'I'm a guy' just creeps me out." --Sou Mizuhashi (After School Nightmare vol. 1) "I don't like boys. They're scary. But you don't scare me any more Mashiro-kun. Now that I know half of you is a girl, I feel better." --Kureha Fujishima (After School Nightmare vol. 1) "I'm about to kiss another girl...No! I'm a guy damnit! I'm not gonna have thoughts like that!" --Mashiro Ichijo (After School Nightmare vol. 1) "Mashiro Ichijo. Are you a girl? Or a drag queen." --Sou Mizuhashi (After School Nightmare vol. 1) "So you're half girl? I never noticed. It's kinda....I dunno...cool that you've been hiding it so well. Most girls think you're really hot." --Kureha Fujishima (After School Nightmare vol. 1) "What's wrong!? You like cake, right? Everyone likes cake!" --Kureha Fujishima (After School Nightmare vol. 1) "Give me a break...I'm not a toy." --Riki the Dark (Ai no Kusabi ep. 1) "I didn't want to be born in the slum!" --Riki the Dark (Ai no Kusabi ep. 1) "It's against my principles to owe anyone, not even an elite from Tanagura." --Riki the Dark (Ai no Kusabi ep. 1) "So much for your elite bodyguards if you need four against one." --Riki the Dark (Ai no Kusabi ep. 1) "Because of you, those livestock died in vain. You will atone for the yakiniku you wasted. By feeling the pain of grilled meat first-hand." --Rika Noyamano (Air Gear vol. 1) Kazu: "If we don't go help Ikki, he'll get beaten to death!! Are you with me or what? Huh?!" "Please tell me where in the world there's a convenience store with a freakin' TWO HOUR line? It's not like we live in some Communist ghetto!!" --Mikan Noyamano (Air Gear vol. 1) "Sorry...those guys can't even fake having manners." --Itsuki Minami (Air Gear vol. 1) "Take it like a man--and shut the hell up already!!" --Mikan Noyamano (Air Gear vol. 1) "Take your rampage somewhere else! Not on my head!" --Itsuki Minami (Air Gear vol. 1) "This day sucks hardcore!" --Itsuki Minami (Air Gear vol. 1) "W-W-WTF?! Mikan?! Can't I even get in the door before you clip me with a low flying kick?!" Itsuki Minami (Air Gear vol. 1) "Who the hell do you think you are, talking like you didn't just pick your ass up off the ground!!" --Mikan Noyamano (Air Gear vol. 1) "You're a supreme pain in our collective side, hope you know that." --Mikan Noyamano (Air Gear vol. 1) “Are you a celebrity, Kippei?” --Mai Motoki (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 5) Kokoro: "Are you relaxed?" "Are you serious? I want a kid too!" --Kippei's classmate (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 2) Sis: "Are you trying to antagonize me?" "At this rate, you're going to be all alone when you die." --Nattsu (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 9) Yuzu: "Big brother Kippei knows how to make a cake?!" Grandma: "But couldn't you have decorated the bananas, or at least peeled them? Yuzu: "But I'm not sleepy yet." Kippei: "But it's good!"
Mom: "Can you hear the baby's voice." "Doesn't it seem like everyone thinks I'm at their disposal?" --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 9) “Don't cry. I don't like you either.” --Kyoko Onada (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 5) "Don't get stressed out and explode again." --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 7) "Don't think about anything, just stay in love with me." --Kokoro Tokunaga (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 5) Sis: "Everything is so small." Satsuki: "For that you need the mixed meat." "Guess I'm substituting for big-brother Kippei, pleased to do it." --Satsuki Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 5) “Hey, Reiko. Don't get so angry in the morning. Here, have some dried sardines.” --Misako Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 6) Kippei: "Hey, you! Watch how you talk to mom!!" "How poundy are you, princess?" --Yuzuyu Sakashita (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 3) "How you've accepted my love so innocently. You're a good girl. Good girl!" --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 9) "Huh? Yuzuyu?! Stop biting the table!! What are you doing?" --Misako Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 5) Kokoro: "I apologize, Sensei, but we were in different groups so I was happy to be together." "I don't mind you taking a nap, Yuzuyu, but why does Kippei have to sleep there too? Why doesn't he go to his own room? He's in the way." --Misako Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 5) Kippei: "I don't want to go on a field trip." Natts: "I have to ask you something! Is it true that you like Kokoro Tokunaga?" Kippei: "I never thought about it! Am I uncool?" "I really can't stand you, so stay away from me." --Kokoro Tokunaga (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 5) Sis: "Idiot! Are you depressed?" "If only everybody had a big brother Kippei at home, then nobody would be lonely anymore." --Yuzuyu Sakashita (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 4) "I'll be home soon. Watch some NHK." --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 2) “I'm a boy, so I'm okay now.” --Ken-kun (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 3) "I'm a man! I'm stronger than a girl." --Shota Nashiya (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 3) Sensei: "I'm done with you." Sensei: "I'm not saying what you did is a bad thing. But you do understand that not following the rules during a school field trip is wrong?" Yuzu: "I'm scared." “I'm stupid. But if you explain it to me I'll understand.” --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 5) "It seems like you don't quite understand how to play." --Marika (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 8) "Just once, I want to see what it's like to hurt somebody else." --Miki Sakashita (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 4) “Kids are scary.” --Preschool teacher (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 1) "Kippei, I know you like girls, but even girls like to fool around with boys like you. But in reality, there's a guy they're serious about." --Nattsu (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 9) "Kippei-san is nice, but Satsuki-san is so wonderful too. I'm so torn!" --Marika (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 6) “Leave me alone! I'm trying to understand a girl's mind.” --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 1) "Let me get this straight. This girl is....our mother's younger sister's husband's brother's daughter...she's a perfect stranger." --Reiko Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 4 ) Store Clerk: "May I help you?" “My mom disappeared, so now Kippei is my mommy.” --Yuzuyu Sakashita (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 3) Kokoro: "My parents are rich, so..." Nattsu: "Natts wants to go to this place. And it's cheaper if you go as a couple on Saturday between 4 and 6!" Kippei: "Now it's your turn to really fall in love." "Oh yeah, the bathroom light is out. Which bulb do I buy? What's a watt?" --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 2) Kippei (in thought): "Oh yeah, this is the first time I've seen Yuzuyu eat the lunch I made for her. I didn't know she enjoyed them this much! Yuzuyu, I''m going to try even harder from now on!" Kippei: "Sensei, I don't get what I don't know." "Sensei, I don't understand what I don't understand!" --Kippei Katakura(Aishiteruze Baby ep. 8) “Sensei, I know I was late again today. But I'm filled with a very happy feeling.” --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 2) “Sensei. Kippei is saying he doesn't want children.” --Girls in class (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 1) "She's cute! Because I'm raising her. Of course she's cute!" --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 8) Sis: "Skip school and go." "So, he borrowed her notebook and scribbled in it and is getting in trouble. That doesn't tell me anything!! Where's the love?!" --Nattsu (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 5) "So his name is Mita--very Dragon Ball Z." --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 7) Aki: "'Stop spending so much time with that kid! Spend some time with me!'" Kippei: “Thanks, you're the only one who would lend me ten yen.”
"Their sister was something else...and to think there's a younger brother. He's bound to be another Kippei when he grows up. What kind of DNA is in that family?" --Preschool teachers (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 5) Aki: “There was a girl here who had your picture. It was very suspicious.”
Yuzuyu: "There's the sandbox! Can we play?" "They sell mommy's pajamas at the department store?" --Yuzuyu Sakashita (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 5) Kippei: "What am I going to do? She went all by herself. I'm lonely, I'm so lonely!" Mom: "What are you doing walking this way?? Kindergarten is that way!!" “What does she mean? Girls are girls.” --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 1) Motoki: "What is it, a new girl? “What is it with you? You're so cute.” --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby ep. 5) Kokoro: "Why are we all sleeping in one futon?" "Wise up, Kokoro. You need a reality check! He needs to notice your braids too." --Aki Kagami (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 3) Itagaki: "You have a boyfriend?" “You scared me, I thought you had shrunk.” --Kippei Katakura (Aishiteruze Baby vol. 1) Sis: "You two are chummy. I thought you didn't like kids." Sis: "Your name is Kokoro?" Yuzuyu: "Yuzu can go to kindergarten alone." Yuzuyu: "Yuzuyu got bigger. I weigh 37 pounds." "Damn. Your panties are slutty...!!" --Taisuke Kano (Alive vol. 1) "I'm strong, huh....Actually, I'm more hungry than strong." --Yoko Kano (Alive vol. 1) "Please don't whine next to a hungry person." --Taisuke Kano (Alive vol. 1) "Wait...? Don't tell me....you're a failure?" --Yura to Taisuke Kano (Alive vol. 1) Alone in My King's Harem
Lullus: "I am simply awaiting his highness." Okabe: "I'm getting dressed, so would you leave?" "What? Oh, you were having sex again I bet. You've got that 'just finished' vibe." --Taechin (Alone in My King's Harem) Hanabishi: "You can eat them?" "Just draw, we'll never make it if you don't draw." --Aoi Fukami (Animation Runner Kuromi OVA 1) "Now I can pound the basics of key animation into you." --Hamako Shihonmatsu (Animation Runner Kuromi OVA 1) "Today's youth lack patience, so it's going overseas this time." --Masato Oppama (Animation Runner Kuromi OVA 1) "You the new production manager? Don't die before we get another one." --Hamako Shihonmatsu (Animation Runner Kuromi OVA 1) “Anyway, let’s remain good sempai-kohai friends of the seminar….and have sex once and a while too.” –Saeki to Tachibana (Antique Bakery vol. 3) “Are all rich families like this? I almost broke out in a rash!” –Yuusuke Ono (Antique Bakery vol. 2) “But if I let go he hits.” –Chikage Kobayakawa (Antique Bakery vol. 3) “Dear God, Dear Buddha, Dear Genius Pastry Chef Ono….please let me succeed.” –Keiitaro Tachibana (Antique Bakery vol. 2) “Dear God, Dear Buddha, Dear Ladies-Man Tachibana….please lend me your strength.” –Yuusuke Ono (Antique Bakery vol. 3) “I am a gay of demonic charm.” –Yuusuke Ono (Antique Bakery vol. 1) “I may not look it, but I’ve got some powerful connections….like at a ramen restaurant, or a ramen restaurant, or a ramen restaurant….I’ll help you look for a new job, so don’t worry Eiji, ok?”–Chief (Antique Bakery vol. 1) “I will probably be of no use…..I’m sorry.” –Chikage Kobayakawa (Antique Bakery vol. 3) “If what I’ve been eating up until now can be called cake, then this is the cake of all cakes.” –Eiji Kanda (Antique Bakery vol. 1) “Mr. Chikage, Mr. Chikage. Could you come here and smile with me for a second?” –Yuusuke Ono (Antique Bakery vol. 3) “Ok, the people I just saw were only dressed as women, and they are actually beautiful men. They are beautiful men. They are beautiful men!” –Yuusuke Ono to himself (Antique Bakery vol. 3) Ono: “Tachibana, I love you!” “The penis of any man that can’t appreciate your charms……….is not worthy enough for me!!” –Haruka and Tammy (Antique Bakery vol. 3) “There’s no one harder to handle than a middle-aged male pastry fanatic. He’s definitely one of those passed-over exec types. And now he’s using his plentiful spare time to eat his way around from bakery to bakery. Not only that, all he’s doing is diverting the energy that he wanted to pour into his work by sublimating his frustration into an obsession with pastries, so he’s not even really enjoying himself.” –Keiitaro Tachibana (Antique Bakery vol. 1) “While he stays a ‘gay of demonic charm’ things are still ok. It’s when he becomes a ‘bi of demonic charm’ that I’ll fire him.” –Keiitaro Tachibana (Antique Bakery vol. 3) “Why….why is it that women are so quick to break into dance?” –Keiitaro Tachibana (Antique Bakery vol. 3) Tachibana: “You know, if you go on like this, one day you’re going to get stabbed in the street.” “You, with the mustache! Hurry up and straighten things out with the ‘gay of demonic charm’ there.” –Keiitaro Tachibana (Antique Bakery vol. 2) "And Yukari-sensei is an English teacher, so she'll marry into money...I'm so happy." --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "Chiyo-chan, you should be careful, you might get buried too." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 4) "Chiyo-chan's pigtails are connected." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) "Crab! You can display crab too!" --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "Damn that Nyamo, why is she so popular?" --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "Damn you chain!! I'll show you one day." --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 1) "Don't bully her just because she's a brat that can study well." --Yukari Tanizaki about Chiyo-chan (Azumanga Daioh ep. 1) "Don't sleep while I'm on the job!" --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) "He said that gym teachers are also stupid in his country." --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "Hokkaido!!!" --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "I fell asleep whithout realizing. It's definitely because I thought about so many things." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) Osaka: "I lost...I lost...I guess I couldn't beat the genius after all." "I said GATHER!!!" --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "I see, I should be a corpse." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 4) "I was going to say it sooner, but...you're holding your chopsticks all wrong." --Minamo "Nyamo" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) Tomo: "I'm going to challenge Chiyo-chan at schoolwork." "I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face." -Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "Impressionable my ass! This is pissing me off." --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 1) "In Osaka, I was always the slowest runner in my class. But there's a grade school kid in this class." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) "In this day and age it has to be basketball. Come shed the sweat of youth with me." --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "Is she a flawless superhuman?" --Classmates about Chiyo-chan (Azumanga Daioh ep. 1) "It would be weird if snails were included in an insect collection." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) "It's fine, being Japanese is fine." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 4) Yukari-sensei: "It's not fair to have teachers join in." Tomo: "Kimura-sensei, why did you become a teacher?" "Our salaries are the same, but you're in the pool!" --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 4) "Reverse emission! Fusillade!!" --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "Right now it's classtime. But I thought about many things today..." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) "Since it's going to be 'thrown away', I don't think I should go through the trouble of actively embarassing myself." --Tomo Takaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) Osaka: "So the story about the mold creatures wasn't true?" "That was really mean. I thought I was gonna die." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga after Yomi gave her hot peppers (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) "There does seem to be something wrong with your brain." --Koyomi "Yomi" Mizuhara (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) "There isn't anybody here that I've gone to school with for that long." --Chiyo Mihama (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "There's a boy named Shota in our neighborhood who's also a precocious brat." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) Sakaki: "Well, for hiccups you should boil the calyx of a persimmon and drink it." "What are you talking about? 'In the neighborhood' is somewhere you can go in your slippers." --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) "Whoa! An American. We have an American among us." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga while looking at Sakaki-san in a swimsuit (Azumanga Daioh ep. 4) "Who the hell wants to exercise if there's no prize?" --Yukari Tanizaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) Nyamo: "Wow, you don't look like the stupid idiot that you are?" Tomo: "Yomi, do a tsukkomi on me saying, 'Why the hell?'" "Yomi's soft cause she's chubby." --Tomo Takaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 4) "You bourgeoise piece of shit! Get out of here." --Yukari-sensei to Nyamo (In Nyamo's house) (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) Yukari: "You can't get a boyfriend because you worry too much about appearances and crap like this!" "You just don't see somebody being thrown out in the hallway these days." -- Tomo Takaki (Azumanga Daioh ep. 1) "You know those times when you can see the dust in your eyes? I'm chasing it right now." --Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh ep. 2) "You're an English teacher, aren't you? Do something." --Minamo "Nyamo" Kurosawa (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) Yomi: "You're in Chiyo-chan's group." Osaka (to Tomo in a swimsuit): "You're Japanese." "Yukari-sensei!! Clean it up!! Clean up your desk!! Please!!" --Chiyo Mihama (Azumanga Daioh ep. 3) |
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