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Akimoto: "Captain! Uh, have you ever made Saitou sick to death with anger?" "Don't talk to me. I'm talking with myself right now...!" --Taka Ohyama (Dash) Torao: "First of all, who's the OLD DUDE?" "For that matter, why's he got the balls to be in the club room when he slips out?!" --Hayashi (Dash) "I've got the mark of a chosen warrior on my arm. It vanishes if seen." --Saitou (Dash) "Now you're both a soldier and a scholar, Sempai." --Akimoto to Saitou (Dash) "Sure is easy to hold me down when I'm one-handed." --Saitou (Dash) Akimoto: "Then I'll help myself." Saitou: "You scared me. What're you doing here this late?" Saitou: "You're a homo." Yoshirou: "You're so rowdy, Taka-chan." The Day of Revolution
Kei: "All of this technical lingo aside, what you're saying is...?" Kei: "Am I supposed to say 'thank you' here too, Makoto?" Makoto: "And you know what, ma'am? Megumi was talking like a boy all day today!" "Are you telling me you could do that? Finding out you're a girl when you've lived your whole life as a boy, then skipping off with a casual 'toodle-oo, just going to get fixed up as a girl now!' Only to pop back like some post-op transexual, saying, 'Look, I'm a girl now! Am I cute?'" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "At any rate, it looks like the mom is on our side. Let's go pay our respects and make her an ally." --'Tail-wags-the-dog Quartet' (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "Besides, if I dated all four of them, wouldn't that make me, like, a PLAYER?" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "Besides, your old man who usually gets in the way happens to be out. It's perfect timing! Take pity on the boys." --Keiko Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "But Yoshikawa was in that 'quartet' group of guys, right? Why is he a girl now? What a shock! My cute little Kei! But he looks cute as a girl, too." --Seniors (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "Cut it out...this is like a third-rate family drama or something." --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Dammit! These parents of mine--every other word out of their mouths about me is 'cute' this and 'cute' that! I'm not a dress-up doll, you know!!" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Doesn't that mean if you'd reached the end of your rope a little earlier, this could all have been resolved long ago?" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Even though he's a boy...you just can't help sort of....swooning over him." --Shuji Toba (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Heeeey! Now Tachimachi is hitting on her behind our backs!" --'Tail-wags-the-dog' Quartet (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Hey! What are you, some hag who arranges marriages or something?!" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "Hold on a minute! Me--a girl?! So, what...does that mean from now on I'll have to...wear women's underwear--? No, no!! That's not the point...these last fifteen years of my life spent as a boy...what was it all for?!" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "I always thought you hated me, so I convinced myself to hate you back." --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "I don't want to bring you down or anything, but, as it is, you're already considered something of a playgirl who has her own entourage of boy-toys in tow." --Makoto Yutaka (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "I especially feel like some kind of pervert when wearing a bra over breasts I don't even have..." --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "I like Kei. I've always thought he was cute, both in looks and personality, and I don't think I'd ever grow tired of spending the rest of my life with Kei. I mean, who else would do something so entertaining as going away as a boy and coming back as a girl?" --Kazutoshi Shinmei (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "I thought I was going to have a daughter now, so I went and bought a bunch of clothes and shoes and bags for you." --Keiko Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "I'll just make her my girlfriend! Then I'll not only have a hostage, but I'll gain a girlfriend as well! Two birds with one stone!!" --Taisei Nakagawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "I'm Mikoto Yutaka. Currently I'm in my first year of high school, living on campus in the dorms. My situation may seem far from rosy, but I'm actually seeing someone. Oh! And it's not a guy either, okay?!" --Mikoto Yutaka (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) Kei: "I'm sure Mikoto would totally object to going out with me! After all, he knows that I used to be a GUY and everything." "Is it just me, or were we just subjected to some mushy gunk about another dude? Man, that's annoying." --'Tail-wags-the-dog Quartet' (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "It's a nice day...on a day like this, the best thing to do is sit out on the roof and grab some sun--so what are we doing huddled up here in the chemistry prep lab?! I can't have a smoke in here?" --Taisei Nakagawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) Doctor: "Like I said, the test results reveal that you are a girl." "Looky-loos come to gawk at me during break period. I can't stand it anymore!" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "Makoto! Stop kneading my breasts!! It feels...kinda...funny..." --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) Makoto: "My, but aren't you popular. Megumi..." "No matter how popular I was as 'Kei' last year, no one would dare suspect that the same person is back as a cross-dresser!!" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) Nakagawa: "Oh man...that weasely attitude...it's just like Yoshikawa'a." "Oh. Not at all. What's mine is mine...what's my brother's is mine. Therefore, if Megumi becomes my brother's, it still means she's mine." --Makoto Yutaka (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "Possession of the roof as a hangout is the ultimate symbol of power! What's the point if we have to share it?" --Taisei Nakagawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Rather than live as a half-baked man. I thought life would be better as a complete 'woman'." --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Shut up! Or do you want me to smack you up?!" --Taisei Nakagawa to Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Sooner or later, you're going to be in a position where you're looking up at someone like this! Well, depending on the position, you might be on top, or on your side, or upside down..." --Makoto Yutaka (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Taisei, come on...rape? That's not a good idea." --Tomoyuki Katakuma (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "That's right! It may be small, but my child has a male member." --Keiko Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) Kawada: "The first bell has already rung! Hurry and get back to class." "There's no other choice, give Toba a smile, Tachimachi, if only to console him..." --Kazutoshi Shinmei (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "They know me from back when I was still male! I don't understand how they can still try to seduce me!!" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) "We need you to see how great a man can really be. And for that to happen, the only way is to date, date, date the whole summer through." --Kazutoshi Shinmei (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) Kei: "What am I? A vixen? Some kind of siren? A seductive succubus?" "What are you saying? This compact size of yours is what's so great about you! *sigh* Ah, such a perfect fit...so snuggly!" --Shuji Toba (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "What do you mean, 'see how great a man can be'?! I lived as a dude for fifteen years!!" --Kei Yoshikawa (The Day of Revolution vol. 2) Nakagawa: "Who the heck do you think you are?" "Why...why do they choose now not to be on this roof??!!" --Makoto Yutaka (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) "Without that cute little Kei around, there's no air of elegance in our group!" --Shuji Toba (The Day of Revolution vol. 1) Mikoto: "You lied to me." Light: "All the new year's specials are about Kira. Look at this..." "All this girl does is hug things..." --Ryuk about Misa Amane (Death Note vol. 7) "All we're doing is having a little discussion about whose death would help our company grow." --Arayoshi Hatori (Death Note vol. 5) "But Ooi...do we necessarily have to kill someone every week?" --Mido (Death Note vol. 5) "College is fun as long as you don't die." --L (Death Note vol. 3) "From now on, I'll show you the creation of a new world." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 7) "Give it a freaking rest with all this dating and kissing and Misa-Misa talk! This is the Kira case damn it! Take it seriously!" --Aizawa (Death Note vol. 5 ) "Good-bye Ryuga...It was a lot of fun. I'm glad I get to kill you myself." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 4 ) "Heart-warming scenes with the most unfortunate family in the world....What a riot!" --Ryuk (Death Note vol. 7) "I admit it's been giving me bad dreams and I've hardly slept the last five days. I've lost ten pounds. Still, I'm on a mission here." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 1) "I'd advise you to keep your mouth closed. You might be killed for being such a moron." --Kyousuke Higuchi (Death Note vol. 5) "I'm ridding the world of evil and creating a utopia. No matter how much time I have, it won't be enough." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 1) "I'm using the death note to change the world." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 1) Ryuk: "If you do something like that, the only one left with a bad personality will be you." "Kira is childish, and he hates losing. You guessed it...I'm also childish and hate losing. That's how I know." --L (Death Note vol. 2) "No matter what world, the God of that world creates the rules." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 7) "Ryuzaki, we're talking about a woman who not only says she loves me, but risked her life to help me out. After receiving that much affection and dedication, any human with feelings would be moved." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 7) Misa: "See?! I'm just no good! I knew it..." Ryuk: "So the battle with L is truly over?" "So, you're both trying to find someone you know nothing about....not their name, face, or anything else. And whoever is found out first, is out. Dead..." --Ryuk (Death Note vol. 1) "Start looking around you and all you see are people the world would be better off without." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 1) "Take one step out of the house, all you hear about is L and Kira. You can't avoid it even if you want to. I guess it might be pretty interesting if I wasn't Kira." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 1) "The Kira case hasn't been solved yet. I'm in no mood for love at the moment." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 7) "This is the first time in my life I've ever seriously wanted to punch a girl...." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 4 ) What a wonderful way to kill." --Misa Amane (Death Note vol. 3) "What? It's only seven o'clock. The time of love is just starting." --Misa Amane (Death Note vol. 3) "What's better, having a small fire in the house or getting the death penalty, huh?" --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 1) Misa: "Why are you such a pervert?! Stop these sick hobbies of yours!" Sayu: "You have a career now, Light. When are you going to think about marriage?" Aizawa: "You think we might have all our phones on talk mode so someone outside could monitor our conversation?"
Aizawa: "You trying to tell me to sit here and watch television, Ryuzaki?" "You will be defeated by the fake rules I have created, and die for the sin of defying me." --Light Yagami (Death Note vol. 7) "You're saying that Kira has started a killer-for-hire business." --Eiichi Takahashi (Death Note vol. 5) Descendants of Darkness (Yami no Matsuei) "A brutal death wouldn't have suited such a beautiful boy." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 1) Tsuzuki: "AAAAH!! I'm scared, Hisoka!! I don't want to be in a haunted house!!" "Actually, I hope you lose, Tsuzuki. Then tonight I'll show you my true form--and ardor." --The Count (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) "All people have to undergo their baptism by snuggle. It's tradition." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) Watari: "All that exercise and you're still scrawny?" Watari: "And they're all attractive. For corpses." Oriya: "And your companion is very pretty as always. Just what I'd expect from you, Doctor." "Another lame ending, as usual..." --Wakaba Kannuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "Anyway, Tsuzuki doesn't so much work as eat and sleep on the job." --Gushoshin (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "Are you drinking again? Tatsumi may be picking up the tab, but you don't have to abuse it." --Hisoka Kurosaki to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) Tsuzuki: "Are you out of your mind? We're both men!! We can't get married!" "At least I got pie. All was not lost." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 1) Tsuzuki: "Brown sugar caramels and plum curls! Curry-flavored rice crackers, and candies, and purple yam cookies! I want to eat all of it!" "Cast off that shell of normality and come on out!" --Saya Torii and Yuma Fukiwa to Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "Children are top-heavy." --Yutaka Watari (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "Cut it out, you harpies. Stop pawing me!" --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) "Damn cocky birds." --Seiichiro Tatsumi about the Gushoshin (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "Damn...I shouldn't have grown my hair out. Hair in my eyes always blows my timing." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "Dessert time is what I look forward to the most." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 7) "Did you think you'd killed me? How precious." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "Does everybody who commits suicide become a zombie?" --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 1) "Doesn't it compromise your hippocratic oath to feed young girls to your beasts?" --Seiichiro Tatsumi to Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "Don't go around killing people." --Hijiri Minase to Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 6) Satomi: "Don't you understand what a heinous crime it is to toy with human life as if you were God??" Terazuma: "Dumb and happy as ever, I see." "Even in my dreams Muraki attacks me." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) Watari: "Fine, Tsuzuki. If you cooperate I'll give you a year's supply of beer." "For years now I've been drinking non-lethal doses of various poisons in order to build up a tolerance." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "Forget that...just get out of that pose!!" --Hisoka Kurosaki to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "Getting held up by a kid shows a lot about your carelessness." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 1) "Haven't I always said that I hate idiots? If you didn't realize that, then you really are an idiot." --Seiichiro Tatsumi to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "He can be cute if he keeps his mouth shut." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 1) "He says he was 'observing society' by bar hopping." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 2) "He seemed to dislike illegal business. Unfair don't you think." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 9) "He stole my heart the moment I saw those electric purple eyes." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki about Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "He's a fallen angel whose wings deceive the unwary." --Dr. Satomi about Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "He's too evil to die." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "He's wreaking havoc as usual. Even in a book he destroys everything." --Seiichiro Tatsumi (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "Hey Hisoka, did you know I'm not human? Apparently my genetic structure isn't right." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) Tsuzuki: "Hey! I'm gonna cook!!" "Hisoka, I want you to understand. I didn't love the criminal....I loved the man." --Tsubaki Kakyoin (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) Tsuzuki: "Hisoka, if you get scared you can crawl in bed with me." Tsuzuki: "Hisoka...you look so cute today." "Hokkaido! Hooray! Crab! Scallops! Those seaweed balls from Lake Akan!!!" --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) "How could you spawn so defective a creature, Professor Yukitaka?" --Dr. Satomi about Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "How ingenuous...you still think of me as a mere mortal, do you? That makes me happy." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) Girls: "Hurry back, Hisoka! We'll be waiting for you darling." "I can't believe that you'd sell me out for filthy lucre!!! I hate you Tatsumi!!" --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "I can't believe we have to build a fire to heat water. Tatsumi is such a tightwad." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "I could put on another magic show with the Shikigami, but if I did that again, the blue dragon might get mad. But Byakko likes to have fun, so he'd probably be okay with it. The blue dragon's such a killjoy. I won't even ask the red sparrow, she's crabby. And Genbu is so old..." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "I don't give a crap about roses or ancient capitals!" --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "I don't give a damn! What matters is that people are dying when they shouldn't be." --Chief Konoe (Descendants of Darkness vol. 1) "I don't mess around with crucifixes and garlic. I play it straight and send a bullet right into your heart." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 1) "I heard all about you! Wow!! You really do look like a girl! You're so pretty!...His hair's soft too! Like a kitty's" --Saya Torii and Yuma Fukiya to Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) Tsuzuki: "I know, I killed you with my own hands." Tsuzuki: "I love the sea! It's good for the eyes. It's good for the soul." Camille: "I love you." Tsuzuki: "I may've had too much to drink." "I mean to do shameful things to your beautiful body." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "I relentlessly attack people whom I don't like." --Seiichiro Tatsumi (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "I sure am cute as a girl." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "I thought I heard frivolity." --Seiichiro Tatsumi (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "I thought The Count was an invisible MAN." --Hanako Kanawa (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) Muraki: "I want to be with you...close to you, enveloped by you." "I was raised in Osaka...but I was born in Kyoto. That's why I have this damn Kansai dialect." --Yutaka Watari (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "I'll touch you. I will." --Hisoka Kurosaki to Hajime Terazuma (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) Muraki: "I'm delighted to finally meet you, Mr. Tatsumi." Tsuzuki: "I'm hungry...after all I ate and drank?" "I'm never lending you money again, Tsuzuki!!" --Hisoka Kurosaki as Asato Tsuzuki is destroying the library (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "I'm so sleepy. Why is the print in the Bible so tiny? It's hard to read." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) "I'm sure you have other things to worry about....Like finding a serial killer." --Gushoshin (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "If I didn't have these heightened senses, I could probably enjoy myself." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) Tsuzuki: "If I'm not human, what am I?" "If he's an angel, his name would have been 'Angel of Destruction'." --Hisoka Kurosaki about Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 8) Gushoshin: "If you keep lying, someone will rip out your tongue." "If you know anyone else who's as screwed up as you, send them on down!" --Saya Torii and Yuma Fukiwa (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "If you work for free for the next three hundred years and eight months...that should pay for the damages. All right?! Good. But after that...YOU'RE FIRED!!!" --Seiichiro Tatsumi to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) Muraki: "Is something wrong with my face?" "It's alright, I'm a friend to children and beautiful girls." --Alchemist (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "It's not your fault. You can't help it that you have an enormous head." --Yutaka Watari to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "It's the kind of restaraunt a plebian like you normally wouldn't be allowed to set foot in." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) Tsuzuki: "Kids these days don't like their friends to see them naked." "Luckily, he's not just stupid, he's also easily distracted." --Seiichiro Tatsumi after he gave Asato Tsuzuki sweets to get out of answering a question (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) Muraki: "Mr. Tsuzuki! You were worried about me, weren't you?" Tsuzuki: "My head hurts! My face hurts too! Even my eyes hurt!" "My little Tsuzuki is so lovely. Your eyes are like amethysts, your hair like lustrous silk. Whenever I see you I'm overcome by forbidden passions. You are one of God's masterpieces." --The Count (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) "My murderer....the center of all my hatred....dead. And I feel nothing." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "Never mind that, Tsuzuki. I want to see your body." --Yutaka Watari (Descendants of Darkness ep. 5) "No, no, no...time to water the plants. Heh heh. Grow into a big money tree." --Seiichiro Tatsumi (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "Oh, whoops, my bad. That was so stupid I had to kick you. Sorry." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 1) Tsuzuki: "Okay, but aren't you a mechanical engineer?" "Okay, fine. I lost this battle the day I became your partner." --Hisoka Kurosaki to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "Or maybe Muraki is the end results of the professor's illegal experiments. I mean, he's so pale, and I've never seen anyone with silver eyes before. Maybe he's some kind of albino mutation." --Mariko Ikaruga (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "Shinigami and angels are almost the same thing." --Luka (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "Shut up, drinky!" --Chief Konoe to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 2) "Shut up! Stop riding me or I'll crack you one!!" --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "So, you're going to live here for two weeks? And dance?" --Hisoka Kurosaki to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 2) "So you're Kurosaki? You're as pretty as a girl." --Fujisawa (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) "Sleeping...too long. Eyes....won't open....blasted mechanism." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "Stop eating and listen to what I'm saying." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 1) "Stop rough-housing you assholes! People are trying to read here!!" --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "Stop that, Muraki! This is a prestigious and historic establishment." --Oriya Mibu (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "Sugar makes me happy." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "Tell them I'm eating 'go-to-hell' soup." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "Thank you, Tatsumi! I love you!" --Asato Tsuzuki after Seiichiro Tatsumi told him he could eat whatever he wanted at an expensive restaraunt (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "Thanks for the warning. I'll make sure to buy some soap-on-a-rope." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) Tsuzuki: "Thanks, Tatsumi! He's a good guy after all!" "That's no good. You have to eat well in the summer. Want some cheesecake?" --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "That's so like you Mr. Tsuzuki...you're very particular when it comes to people dying." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "The insane surgeon, Dr. Muraki, at a University that specializes in cloning?" --Yutaka Watari (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "The Japanese concept of sin is similar to 'uncleanness'. But what is unclean can be washed clean again in water." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "The Kurosaki trace their lineage back to the samurai of the Kamakura shogunate. I'm the 17th generation, but I'm already dead so I guess they're back to the 16th now." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) "The mouth is the source of all disasters." --Seiichiro Tatsumi (Descendants of Darkness ep. 2) Watari: "They're really working the kid over." "This alchemical wonder could mean a Copernican change for all mankind." --Yutaka Watari (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "This week's amazing super-surprising invention is...the Seer #4!!! Simply input the data of the person you want to find, and it does all the navigation for you. I recommend it to police everywhere." --Yutaka Watari (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "Tsuzuki always wins when food is on the line." --Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) Chidsuru: "Tsuzuki, isn't that coat hot? It's black leather." "Tsuzuki, marry me. I told you that one day I'd come for you. Here are the 100 roses I promised you. Lovely Queen Elizabeth roses." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "Two guys in suits shopping happily together....Disgusting. It's the end of the world." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "Vampires and zombies. Like Chinese fairy-tales and late-night drive-ins." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 1) "Very nice, Tsuzuki. Resorting to violence so quickly. This isn't really my cup of tea, but...then again, maybe I'll just pin you down right here." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "We don't really 'guard' death, we bring it." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 2) Tatsumi: "What are you doing here?" "What? There's a crack in my alternate world." --Sagatanus (Descendants of Darkness ep. 6) "What they lack in remuneration, the department's 18 shinigami make up for in prestige." --Yutaka Watari (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) About the Gushoshin: "What's with this guy? He puts a gun to my head and never apologizes. Kids today!" -- Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 1) Tsuzuki: "Where have you been, Hisoka?" "Why are my staff such freaks." --Chief Konoe (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) Tsuzuki: "Why aren't you swimming, Hisoka?" "Why do I bring disaster wherever I go? It's never me...I might as well have killed him myself. Everyone who gets involved with me dies." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 4) Tsuzuki: "Why is a fox talking?" Tsuzuki: "Why me, Watari?" Watari: "Why so grim today, Tsuzuki? Your face looks like stone." "You can't tell I'm poor just by looking at me." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "You have food on your face again. You need to work on your aim." --Seiichiro Tatsumi to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "You have no breasts! You're a man?" --Butler (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "You lied when you said that my happiness was your happiness." --Asato Tsuzuki to Seiichiro Tatsumi when Tatsumi wouldn't let the girls go with Tsuzuki to Okinawa (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "You look wonderful, even when you're angry." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness ep. 3) Tsuzuki: "You scared the crap out of me just now. I hate you!!" Tsuzuki: "Your complexion is looking bad lately, Hisoka. Have you been eating, sleeping, and bating properly? Hmm?" "Your energy is of such a superior quality." --Dr. Kazutaka Muraki to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "You're a big boy now. You should be able to get on without me." --Seiichiro Tatsumi to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 5) "You're a boy. It's healthy for you to show a little spunk...Little Fella." --Asato Tsuzuki to Hisoka Kurosaki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) "You're a vampire, Muraki! You feed off the energy of your victims. As long as we're at sea, this ship is your personal floating blood bank." --Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 3) Tsuzuki: "You're amazing, Hisoka. You gave Najikin that little shove he needed." "You're so unfair. You stick your nose into everyone else's business, but you won't let anyone help you." --Hisoka Kurosaki to Asato Tsuzuki (Descendants of Darkness vol. 7) "You're supposed to be a MECHANICAL engineer. Why do you keep dabbling in a completely unrelated field?" --Gushoshin to Yutaka Watari (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) "You've been together since high school. But he's in Okinawa, so you can't see each other very much. He likes reptiles and has a pet marine iguana. Her name is Momo-chan. Bad name." --Hisoka Kurosaki pretending to be a fortune-teller (Descendants of Darkness vol. 6) After Tsuzuki seductively takes off his robe in the bath: Desire "Do you THINK with your balls?" --Toru Maiki (Desire) "Generally speaking, do you say 'Let's have sex' to a friend?" --Toru Maiki (Desire) "He kept on saying the same stuff. So I got hungry." --Tadashi Yamauchi (Desire) "I have to experience heartbreak, otherwise I can't move on." --Toru Maiki (Desire) Toru: "I just think she's cute..." "I wish I could hate him for being an asshole." --Toru Maiki (Desire) "In short, he's saying 'You are my boy toy' to my face." --Toru Maiki (Desire) "Let's go to the planetarium. You'll feel better looking at the stars, even if they're only artificial." --Kashiwazaki (Desire) "Pardon me if I'm wrong, but...are you guys in some kind of awkward situation?" --Tadashi Yamauchi (Desire) Tadashi: "See, Toru? He IS like I said." "She was pushy. But she's kinda cute and she's got big boobies, so..." --Ryoji Nakajo (Desire) "You know, I think he's handsome, but he's affected and eccentric at the same time." --Ryoji Nakajo (Desire) Toru: "You're a deviant." "As usual, I'm busy selling fish in this town with lots of hills." --Atsuko Akanegi (Diamond Daydreams ep. 2) "Atsuko, I don't have the right to love anyone, so..." --Johji Kurata (Diamond Daydreams ep. 2) "Decent people don't just loaf around in the middle of the day." --Sanae Akanegi (Diamond Daydreams ep. 1) "For some reason, looking at the view from here at night relaxes me. When I think that someone is living at each of those lights, it makes me feel like I'm not alone." --Johji Kurata (Diamond Daydreams ep. 1) "I can tell this tuna was frozen. It's oozing." --Atsuko Akanegi (Diamond Daydreams ep. 2) "I don't like cell phones. People call you whenever they want with no regard for whether it's inconvenient for you." --Atsuko Akanegi (Diamond Daydreams ep. 1) "I was born with this loud voice!" --Atsuko Akanegi (Diamond Daydreams ep. 1) "I'll come for you again later this evening. I want you to get your feelings in order by then." --Minoru Jinguji (Diamond Daydreams ep. 2) "I'm gonna kill myself! I'm gonna bite my tongue and kill myself!" --Atsuko Akanegi (Diamond Daydreams ep. 2) "If we're talking about a ramen expedition, I can come out anytime you like." --Johji Kurata (Diamond Daydreams ep. 1) "Is it impossible to date someone without a cell phone?" --Atsuko Akanegi (Diamond Daydreams ep. 1) Cook: "Maybe you should be more aggressive, sir." Kurata: "My place is just over the hill." "Or are you happy as long as you have love, even if you have nothing else?" --Mumeo Kumata (Diamond Daydreams ep. 2) Sanae: "That Minoru might be the only one out there who's willing to marry a tomboy like you." "The girls of the Kumata family haven't been able to land a decent marriage for generations." --Mumeo Kunata (Diamond Daydreams ep. 2) "You're like a little kid, Mr. Kurata." --Atsuko Akanegi (Diamond Daydreams ep. 1) Dost Thou Know "Don't make such a sweet face at me. I swear, I'll jump you." --Katsuomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "Ever since I met you two years ago....every day I'm on the verge of being constantly swept away by some new emotion. Sometimes it's happiness, sometimes it's triumph, other times it's the complete opposite--all kinds of emotions. Maybe there'll never be an answer." --Katsuomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "Excuse me for being a stampeding-boar warrior." --Katsuomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "He resents me, but he loves me. Can you understand that Masaomi?" --Katsuomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "I don't really understand the relationship between bro and Mr. Tsurugi. But what I do know is that they're beyond gender viewpoints. They're trying to force something new together." --Masaomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "I see. So you angered 'Princess' Saya." --Katsuomi Hanamori to Masaomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) Katsuomi: "I'm going to kiss you." "I'm waiting for him to surrender to me. I'm waiting for him to throw away his ego, his pride--everything--and face me with his hands up in the air." --Katsuomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "Tsurugi Yaegashi--he's like the wind. I may never be able to catch him in my lifetime." --Katsuomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "What if I fell in love with him....would my skill with the shinai become dulled?" --Katsuomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "Yesterday I was in the mood to give up, but right now, I could kill you." --Katsuomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "You and Mr. Tsurugi are like the faces of our respective dojos. Hurry and make-up. It's poisoning the atmosphere." --Masaomi Hanamori (Dost Thou Know) "You're wrong. Hanamori onee-chan and Mr. Tsurugi eternally emit a floral bouquet scent." --Kojima (Dost Thou Know) |
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