Index

• Fake
• Fate/Stay Night
• Fruits Basket
• Full Metal Panic
• Fullmetal Alchemist
• Fushigi Yuugi

Fake
(Yaoi Series)

"And now they send me back to Bumflip, Egypt babysitting brats in the juvi division." --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 1)

Dee: "Because it's amazingly annoying to listen to your bullshit."
Bikky: "You know?"
(Fake vol. 1)

"Celebrate later, run now..." --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 1)

Ryo: "Come on, we've got work to do. Actually, work to start, in your case."
Dee: "All right grandma."
(Fake vol. 1)

"Consider that tough love...I just think we need to nip evil tendencies in the bud, is all." --Bikky Goldman (Fake vol. 1)

"Don't say a freaking word. It'll take weeks to erase that scene from my head." --Criminal after he saw Dee Laytner and Ryo Maclean kissing (Fake vol. 1)

"Don't you have any decent acquaintences?" --Dee Laytner to Bikky Goldman (Fake vol. 1)

"Has anyone ever told you you have an incredibly beautiful face?" --Dee Laytner to Randy "Ryo" Maclean (Fake vol. 1)

"Hey geek, feel like a loser much?" --Dee Laytner to Bikky Goldman (Fake vol. 2)

"His days are numbered. He's practically got 'shoot me' written on his forehead." --Randy "Ryo" Maclean (Fake vol. 2)

"I don't know how to completely explain it but, for being overly friendly, borderline obnoxious, and in-your-face, there was something about Dee that made him impossible to hate." --Randy "Ryo" Maclean (Fake vol. 1)

"I may be a loose goose, but I'm a damn busy loose goose." --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 1)

JJ: "If anything ever happened to you, I...I'd...I, well I'd just want to die with you!! Waaahhh!!!"
Dee: "Hey, dumb ass!! The only one that got hurt was Ryo dammit!! But your idea rocks, so why don't you go kill yourself for fun?"
(Fake vol. 2)

"If it doesn't concern you, then why the hell do you look so pissed off, huh?" --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 1)

"Jeez, what is it with me today? I'm a goddamn pig magnet. Look, I already told everything I know to the short-tempered PMS-ing shithead from five minutes ago." --Hank Leisure (Fake vol. 2)

"Just you wait, Ryo! We're gonna bring a nice little M rating into this sorry excuse for a manga yet." --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 2)

"Lemme go, please!! I just wanna shoot him once! Just one time and I'll be happy, happy, happy. Come on!! Please? Just once?" --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 2)

"Let me let you in on something, Hankie Boy. I'm not in the best of moods right now, so you know that thin line between protocol and Police brutality? Not happening today." --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 2)

"Look, if you're going to be a violently idiotic homophobe, what are you going to do about Dee and Ryo?" --Carol

Dee: "Oh, and I'm counting on you to take care of all the paperwork...especially the ones that follow my non-frequent misunderstandings with procedures, 'kay partner?"
Ryo: "How about we just don't have any misunderstandings in the first place then?"
(Fake vol. 1)

"Okay. Nappy time. Can't go wrong with sleep." --Randy "Ryo" Maclean (Fake vol. 1)

"Ryo...just to confirm. We're not here to have fun, correct?" --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 1)

"Shut up!! Sorry I'm so fucking honest!! And stop laughing!!" --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 2)

"Sorry sexy, but I beg to differ." --Dee Laytner to Randy "Ryo" Maclean (Fake vol. 2)

Carol: "Still, way to go, you. You took down a bear all by yourself!"
Bikky: "That's just because I thought it was a dork in a costume."
(Fake vol. 1)

"Thanks for the sexual premeditation. Have you no shame?" --Randy "Ryo" Maclean (Fake vol. 2)

"That would almost be funny, except...your arm's really busted up." --Bikky Goldman (Fake vol. 1)

Dee: "What are you doing out here? You sick or something?"
Rose: "Nope. Unlike you, I don't have any communicable diseases, so no. And I don't appreciate you grouping me with your kind."
Dee: "I don't have any diseases either, you ass, but thanks for asking. Once a dick, always a dick, eh?"
(Fake vol. 2)

"What?! I'm bi, dammit! Bi! Get it right!" --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 1)

"What the hell are you teaching the corruptable youth of today, you loser?" --Bikky Goldman to Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 1)

"What's up? Wasting the people's tax money as always, are we?" --Bikky Goldman (Fake vol. 2)

"Why don't you pick on someone your own size, you super-sized son of a bitch?!" --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 1)

"You're supposed to use money as soon as you get it." --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 1)

"You're too nice for your own good sometimes. Did you ever stop to think that that's gonna make you feel like shit sleeping like that?" --Dee Laytner (Fake vol. 2)

ignore it, then overtake it

Fate/Stay Night

"As for talents to become a magician, I had pretty much none." --Shirou Emiya (Fate/Stay Night ep. 1)

"I am the embodiment of good in the eternal world.  I am the disposer of evil in the eternal world." --Rin Tohsaka (Fate/Stay Night ep. 1)

I'd be happier if you would oversleep from time to time.  It would make it more worthwhile for me to take care of you." --Sakura Matou (Fate/Stay Night ep. 1)

"My, my.  I....sure got picked by a wonderful master." --Archer (Fate/Stay Night ep. 1)

"What you're saying is you want to save everything." --Kiritsugu Emiya (Fate/Stay Night ep. 1)

"You're ten years too early to hit a kendo 5-dan like me." --Taiga Fujimura (Fate/Stay Night ep. 1)

alters the colors of the rainbow

Fruits Basket

"A girl...out here?  My, my...A high school girl no less!" --Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Ack!  Walking and thinking at the same time is dangerous." --Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"Ah!  So that smile back then was obviously an 'I despise the cat' smile." --Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Kagura: "ALL RIGHT!!  IT'S A DATE!!"
Shigure: "Have a fun battle."
(Fruits Basket vol. 6)

Momiji: "Are you hogging Tohru because she's so cute?! I bet Kyo hugs her every day!"
Kyo: "You stu---! Who would want to---!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Tohru: "Autumn has arrived, so let's all play cards.  Dai Hin Min would be perfect!"
Kyo: "What does Dai Hin Min have to do with autumn?"
Tohru: "It's really popular right now."
Kyo: "Then it has nothing to do with autumn?"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Average people always envy genius." --Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Kyo: "Beating you is my vocation!!  It's my goal in life!"
Yuki: "It's so unfair that I have to keep taking abuse because you can't meet your goals."
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"But they knew there would never be room for an onigiri in a fruits basket." --Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Can you really send out electromagnetic waves?  Is it useful?" --Fan Club Girls to Saki Hanajima (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Shigure: "Congratulations on 'Operation: Kidnap the Princess'."
Kyo: "You make it sound as if we did something wrong."
Yuki: "At least call it a rescue."
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Dammit!!  This is why everyone hates rats!" --Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

Kyo: "Do you really get that much enjoyment from playing with people's lives?"
Shigure: "Well, yes. Now that you mention it, I do--but this is for your own good!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Kyo: "Don't you learn anything?!  Where the hell did you materialize from?!"
Aaya: "I came in through the door, obviously. Kyonkichi, you really are such a simpleton."
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"Eh?! You're the men Tohru-chan was living with?!...You're a guy?!" --Tohru's uncle to Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Kagura: "Even though I love you SOOOO much!!!"
Kyo: "Would you hurry up and figure out that that's WHY I don't want to see you?!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 6)

"Everyone has one, two, or three secret gardens that they don't share with anyone." --Aayame Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 6)

Shigure: "For the sake of the girl who will one day tell you she loves you, you can't keep running away."
Kyo: "As if someone would ever tell me that."
Shigure: "And if someone did, what would you do?"
Kyo: "I can't even imagine. I guess...I'd ask her if she was sane."
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"God dammit, Tohru.  You're making me cry! So selfless....*sniff* eat up, you need your strength." --Arisa Uotani (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Haa-san's driving is so polite.  But isn't it GRAND?!" --Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

Kyo: "Hatori sleeps?"
Shigure: "Kyo-kun, everyone needs to sleep."
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"He's always trying to steal the spotlight with his looks." --Kyo Sohma about Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Shigure: "He's like a lovestruck fool--he only has eyes for Yuki-kun."
Kyo: "Shut up!  Don't say it like that!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"He's really self-conscious about his pretty face." --Kyo Sohma about Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Tohru: "Hello, Aayame-sa..."
Yuki: "Honda-san, he's dangerous. Don't go near him."
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"Hey, hey, let's stick roots up their noses." --Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Kyo: "Hey!  Weren't you asleep?!"
Yuki: "Your stupid voice woke me up."
(Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"Honda-san....this is a tiger. Kisa Sohma.  THE tiger. Watch out, when she bites, it hurts." --Hatsuharu Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"I don't want your germs.  Your stupidity might be contagious." --Yuki Sohma to Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 6)

"I told you there'd be German." --side note by Manga-ka Natsuki Takaya (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Tohru: "I promise.  I'll sign my name in blood or burn myself with a cigarette, or anything you want!  I'm pretty sure my mom did stuff like that."
Yuki (in thought): "What kind of person WAS her mother?"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"I protest!  I may drink sake, Kyo-kun, but I do NOT get DRUNK!" --Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"I think...when you hear someone say they like you for the first time, then you can begin to like yourself.  I think when someone accepts you for the first time, you feel like you can forgive yourself a little.  You can begin to face your fears..." --Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"I thought I told you not to bother people too much." --Hatori Sohma to Aayame Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"I thought you were all about saying what you feel.  Normally, I hate people who whine all the time, but in your case, it would be okay to complain, be selfish, say what you want once in a while.  It's okay to let yourself be sad." --Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Kyo: "I'll hate you my whole life!  I hate you so much I could die!!"
Yuki: "Go ahead. It would save me the effort."
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

Shigure: "I'M BORED!  I'M BORED!  I'M BORED!"
Hatori: "I'm bored, too."
Shigure: "You can't be bored, Haa-san! I brought an assortment of recommended books."
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

Kyo: "I'm not really mad either...at anything.  I just...I just wasn't really feeling very well."
Yuki: "In the head?"
Kyo: "NO!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"If I eat this, does it make me a cannibal?" --Kyo Sohma while looking at a cat-shaped onigiri (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Yuki: "If you're so set against school, why didn't you just bomb the entrance exam on purpose?"
Kyo: "Why didn't I think of that?"
Yuki: "Because you're an idiot."
Shigure: "Because you're an idiot."
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"I'm going to start living by myself someday anyway.  Why don't I just start now?!  That's right!  You make your own luck.  It's all in how you think about things.  Even if it means having no money and living in a tent that you bought on sale." --Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Tohru: "I'm just happy that you're eating my food.  Do you like it?"
Kyo: "Huh? Uh...it's...what?"
Yuki: "Nothing."
Kyo: "Will you quit staring at me?"
Yuki: "I was just looking."
Kyo: "WELL CUT IT OUT!"
Tohru: "You don't like it?"
Kyo: "IT SUCKS!...It's okay. I timed that poorly."
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Is it that unusual for you to see a lake?" --Hatori Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

Tohru: "Is this because I crashed into him?  I hit him in the wrong place and he turned into a cat?!"
Shigure: "No...well, yeah...kinda...?"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Aaya: "It may be difficult for you to understand now, Yuki, but these are all forms of men's romance!! Maids and nurses.  Waitresses and stewardesses and secretaries!  Sailor suits and cat ears, rabbit ears...there's too many to list.  In these simple fashions, men chase their dreams and bring their romantic fantasies to life!  There's no crime in pursuing your dreams to escape the harsh reality of life.  It's no different from the romantic urge to peek into a woman's bath!!!"
Yuki: "THAT'S ILLEGAL!!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 6)

"It was almost inevitable that I would fall in love with her." --Hatori  Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"It was as if while imprisoned inside the dark cage of the inner family, I had completely frozen into snow.  And then, there she was--fresh, clear spring." --Hatori Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Tohru: "It's not as if I have no interest in martial arts.  I'm no expert, but I know a few techniques, um...um...*punches Kyo's arm* RIGHT STRAIGHT!!"
Kyo: *pause* "You really suck, you know that?"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"'It's the mystery that makes him so intriguing.' I think I know what she meant." --Tohru Honda about Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Just get over it so you can wander around the house with that idiotic expression like you always do." --Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"Just like that...the ugly emotions inside me, the mud-covered anxiety...one by one, you melt them away." --Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 6)

"Kyo-kun is battling with leeks right now." --Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Grandpa: "Kyoko-san."
Tohru: "I'm TOHRU, grandpa. Dinner's ready."
Grandpa: "Thank you, Kyoko-san."
Tohru: "I'm Tohru"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Like the frozen snow that's melted by the breath of spring, the tears wouldn't stop." --Hatori Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"Look at that beautiful person over there.  I can't tell if it's a girl or a boy." --Tohru's co-worker about Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Aaya: "My apologies.  We were hemming a wedding dress that someone had ordered."
Yuki: "Should you be measuring it on a man?"
Aaya: "But of course! Because the one who wants it is a man."
(Fruits Basket vol. 6)

Kana: "May I ask you a question?  When snow melts, what does it become?"
Hatori (In thought): "Is she making fun of me?"
Hatori (Aloud): "It becomes water of course."
Kana: "Wrong! It becomes spring!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"My specialty is reciprocating curses with increased intensity.  I'm a little proud of it." --Megumi Hanajima (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

Kyo: "Next time, I'll win.  Of course, I'll beat you too."
Yuki: "Don't you ever get tired of saying that?"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Shigure: "Now that we're all in agreement, we can zoom there via car!  I'll drive!"
Kyo: "Uh...Shigure...do you even have a license?"
Shigure: "............of course I do!!"
Yuki & Kyo: "Then what was that pause for?"
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

Girls: "Mayu-chan-sensei!"
Mayuko: "Hey! Don't be so familiar with a teacher! Call me Great Teacher Mayuko!"
Girls: "Great Teacher Mayuko, you're working on your day off?"
Mayuko: "Yup. AND IT SUCKS."
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"Oh, I wasn't mad.  I hit you with my bag because I thought you were a pervert." --Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Oh!  Tori-san!  If you need any tea, I will of course make some for you!  Today I'll make an exception and make some for Gure-san as well!" --Aayame Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

Shigure: "Okay.  That hurt.  What do you have in there, a dictionary?"
Yuki: "Two of them."
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Overreacting?  If coincidences like that were legal, we wouldn't need the police." --Prince Yuki fan club (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Perhaps if you'd die you'd be reincarnated as something more pleasant." --Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"Please, let her be happy.  Even if I die surrounded by snow that never melts." --Hatori Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"Really, must you always act like such a lech?" --Yuki Sohma to Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Playing cards:
Kyo: "Revolution!!"
Uo: "Son of a...What kind of trick are you pulling?! Rotten punk!"
Kyo: "It's in the damn rules!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"She's only just left, but I already miss her.  This will be a sad house without you...Tohru-kun." --Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Shigure-san bought it for me.  He's acting like an old man with his first grandkid." --Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"Sohma-kun, unable to refuse a request of the third-year students, is wearing girl's clothes today." --Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"Something's coming...something...something strange!!" --Yuki Sohma as Aayame Sohma is running toward him (Fruits Basket vol. 6)

Shigure: "Take-out food every night is no way to live."
Yuki: "Then YOU make dinner, Shigure."
Shigure: "But you hate my cooking."
Yuki: That's because you put pickles in curry."
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Hatori: "That being said, Yuki, when did you become a woman?"
Yuki: "How dare you say that after you've seen me naked so many times?"
(Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Tohru: "That's amazing!"
Kyo: "What's so amazing about being a perv?"
Yuki: "For once I agree with you."
(Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Shigure: "That's so like him."
Kagura: "Uh-huh!"
Tohru: "What's like who?"
(Fruits Basket vol. 6)

Yuki: "That's what I just said!"
Kyo: "Shut up! This is the first time I've heard about it!"
Yuki: "That's because you don't listen."
(Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"This dress is so complicated!  It's as hard to take off as it is to put on." --Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"Time to change the paper door again, Shigure." --Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Fan Club Girls: "Wah!  Yuki-kun, does this mean....No! It can't be....Sohma, you...!  Are you?!"
Yuki: "NO!"
Fan Club Girls: "I'm both relieved and disappointed!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"What we hopeless bachelors need is a 'flower' to brighten up our barbaric lives.  And by 'flower' I mean 'woman'." --Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"What's to explain?  The guy's a walking enigma.  Never talks about himself." --Arisa Uotani (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Tohru: "When snow melts, what do you think it becomes?"
Hatori: "Huh? Ah...umm, well...hmm."
Tohru: "It becomes spring! No matter how cold it is now....spring will come again without fail."
(Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Tohru: "Which animal is she?"
Shigure: "If you keep watching, I think you'll figure it out."
Tohru: "I've figured out that Kyo-kun looks like he's about to die!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Why are you suddenly saying stuff that doesn't make sense?  Are you drunk?" --Kyo Sohma to Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"Worrying about it won't help.  Whatever will be, will be.  Whatever won't, won't.  That's life." --Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

"You being level-headed would be creepy." --Kyo Sohma to Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"You can call my name even if you don't have anything to say.  And I take back what I said about not wanting to look at you.  And if I do something to piss you off, you can hit me." --Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"You don't understand how delicate a girl's feelings are, Shii-chan." --Kagura Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Haru: "You know, Sensei...you have a really bad habit of saying things that are like pouring oil onto a fire."
Shigure: "Such is my nature."
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"You know, you'll end up with a fever if you keep that...up....  Do you have a fever?!  Wait a second--Did you get a fever right after I said it.  That's dangerous!!  And confusing!!" --Kyo Sohma to Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

When Hatori is reading Shigure's romance book:
Shigure: "You like?"
Hatori: "It makes me sick."
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

"You piss me off!!  You really piss me off!!  You are the one person I will hate and hate and hate til they put me in my grave!" --Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 6)

"You won't get very far if you try to threaten me in that outfit.  And why are you the only one cross-dressing?" --Hatori Sohma to Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Kyo: "You're not gonna hit me?"
Yuki: "There are times when it hurts more not to."
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

Shigure: "You're the year of the dragon, so you must be the dragon's bastard offspring!  How come Ha-san is the only weird one?"
Aaya: "It couldn't be any funnier if he turned into a real dragon."
(Fruits Basket vol. 2)

Aaya: "Yuki!!  Let's let today be the day we strengthen our brotherly bond!!"
Yuki: "I'll see you sink to the bottom of the lake before I let that happen."
Aaya: "I see! I see! We'll ALWAYS be together as brothers!"
Yuki: "SINK BY YOURSELF!!"
(Fruits Basket vol. 5)

Shigure: "Yuki-kun, don't you go destroying the house too."
Yuki: "Sorry, I didn't think he'd fly that far. His guard is terrible."
(Fruits Basket vol. 1)

"Yuki's beauty sparkles even brighter than usual!  What is it?  The giltter of the dignity of being the next student body president?  No, it's something else.  That is the sparkle of a prince." --Motoko Minagawa (Fruits Basket vol. 5)

let's stay together always

Full Metal Panic

Kalinin: "A well-orchestrated hijack. Typical terrorist methods, atypical execution."
Sosuke: "A job well done."
(Full Metal Panic ep. 4)

"According to my colleague...no, my friend...there's no woman in the world who would want to be my girlfriend. Even in the remotest corner of the tundra. But I've never known what to make of some of the things he says." --Sgt. Sosuke Sagara

"And you in the stuffed animal suit!  Hand over the gun!" --Police (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

"As goofy as he is, watching him and the way he acts sorta brightens my day. It's like a breath of fresh air." --Kyoko Tokiwa about Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic ep. 2)

Kazama: "As you can see, I'm a panty thief. Are you one too?"
Sosuke: "I am not. I just happened to be passing by."
(Full Metal Panic ep. 3)

Sosuke: "Blind assumptions lead to trouble you know."
Kurz: "And rabid obsession leads to stitches."
(Full Metal Panic ep. 2)

"Chidori.  It's best not to underestimate wild creatures.  If you let your guard down, even for a second, they may sink their fangs into you." --Sgt. Sosuke Sagara at the zoo (Full Metal Panic vol. 3)

Terrorist: "Damn you. Who are you?"
Sosuke: "I take out the garbage."
(Full Metal Panic ep. 4)

"Destruction of the earth? This is a grave matter indeed." --Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic ep. 3)

Ena: "Did you read my letter?"
Sosuke: "You mean that threat?"
Ena: "No, it was pink."
Sosuke: "I blew it up."
(Full Metal Panic vol. 6)

"Don't spoil the mood for us, you gloomy-ass mercenary!" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 3)

"Excuse me, miss.  Have you seen a Bonta-kun carrying a shotgun around here?" --Police (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

"Ever since he got caught holding those panties, Sosuke's had the worst luck." --Sgt. Kurz Weber (Full Metal Panic vol. 2)

"He's a very hard man to kill." --Sgt. Sosuke Sagara about Lt. Commander Andrey Kalinin (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

"He's taking too long.  He could've taken an elephant-sized crap by now!" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 6)

"Hi!  You're carrying a gun again, I see.  I made something for dinner.  How about we eat together?" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

"Hmm.  His reflexes and his ability to jump to the wrong conclusion are absurdly good." --Kaname Chidori about Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic vol. 7)

"I almost kicked an old man, his dog barked at me like crazy, and when I rested against the window of the cram school building I broke the glass. The elementary school students inside were so scared. I'm honestly exhausted!" --Sgt. Kurz Weber (Full Metal Panic ep. 1)

"I guess it's only natural. If you find two guys chatting while playing with your panties, you'd be pretty angry too." --Shinji Kazama (Full Metal Panic ep. 3)

"I TOLD you to keep those kind of stories to yourself, didn't I?  Like, several chapters ago." --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 5)

"I was just testing this new ammunition I bought.  I'm not shooting anything in particular." --Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic vol. 3)

"I'm completely useless on land.  I mess everything up." --Teletha "Tessa" Testarossa (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

"I'm fine.  I can dismantle and maintain my equipment with my eyes closed." --Sgt. Sosuke Sakara (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

"I'm just a high school kid!  I shouldn't be driving." --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 5)

"I'm not an amateur, I'm a specialist." --Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic vol. 2)

"I'm sorry. I'm Sosuke Sagara. Everyone please disregard the Sergeant part, as it was my mistake." --Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic ep. 1)

"If we were in the Matrix, I'd install come common sense into that thick skull of yours!" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 5)

"It's like he's thrown common sense right out the window." --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 5)

"Kana, you look sexy as a shaman, too!" --Kyoko Tokiwa (Full Metal Panic vol. 7)

"Listen.  If I get captured again, they're going to strangle me, poke around in my mind, and then kill me when they're done with me." --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 2)

"Look!  Do you see this cord?  This is one of the devices that God gave us to use!" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 6)

"Now let me get this straight....you can't stay at your own place because you're being targeted by some weird terrorist organization...and all because of that kid in pajamas over there?" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

"Oh my God!  Is that an M-9!?" --Shinji Kazama (Full Metal Panic vol. 2)

"Ouch!  Walk more slowly...slowly...I might have taken a pain killer, but I'm still injured, you know." --Sgt. Kurz Weber (Full Metal Panic vol. 2)

Sosuke: "Rather than give in to her demands...I believe we should consider killing her."
Chidori: "What is WRONG with you?!"
(Full Metal Panic vol. 3)

"Sagara, why are you taking your gun apart?  Are you alright?" --Kyoko Tokiwa (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

Shiori: "Shouldn't we be separating out the plastic bottles to be recycled?"
Boy: "Recital?"
Shiori: "Recycle! It's that kind of ignorance that creates a crisis of resources and destroys the earth and it's ecosystem!"
(Full Metal Panic ep. 3)

Sosuke: "Sorry.  You wouldn't wake up, so I had to resort to force."
Chidori: "That was a horrible thing to do to a lady's face."
(Full Metal Panic vol. 6)

"Stupid color-by-numbers bad guy." --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 5)

"Surrounded by plants and wildlife, living close to the land.  If I hadn't been born a Whispered, I think THIS is the kind of life I would have had." --Teletha "Tessa" Testarossa (Full Metal Panic vol. 5)

"That anti-personnel adhesive landmine was a free sample from a weapons dealer." --Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic vol. 6)

"The milk is on me today!  Viva well-rounded human nature!" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 7)

"The one thing I can say is this. As long as I've known him, Sergeant Sagara has never let his personal feelings get in the way of his judgement." --Lt. Commander Andrey Kalinin (Full Metal Panic ep. 4)

"There he is!  Careful, men!  That Bonta-kun can MOVE!" --Police (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

"There was a time when Sgt. Sagara and I were harbored by a band of Islamic guerillas because we were on the run from the KGB." --Lt. Commander Andrey Kalinin (Full Metal Panic vol. 2)

"This is a SCHOOL, not your own personal shooting gallery." --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 3)

"This is bad.  My emotions are gonna explode!" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 3)

"This is why I hate prototypes." --Gauron (Full Metal Panic vol. 2)

Kaname: "Um.  THIS is our getaway car?"
Sosuke: "This is an emergency."
(Full Metal Panic vol. 5)

"What are you planning on shooting down today?" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 3)

Mao: "What is that?"
Sosuke: "It's a folding chair, ma'am."
Mao: "Thanks, I figured that out."
Sosuke: "She put on the handcuffs so that the keyholes were facing my elbows. Miss Chidori must be a pretty resourceful girl. I had some difficulty buying a ticket at the Senagawa station."
(Full Metal Panic ep. 1)

Fuwa: "What's he trying to say?"
Kaname: "I dunno.....but I think he's mad."
(Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

Sosuke: "What's this?"
Mao: "A condom."
Sosuke: "I know that, but why would high school students need such a thing?"
Mao: "Don't pretend to be innocent, you dirty old man."
Sosuke: "What are you talking about? I've used it before. If you don't have a water bottle in the jungle, you can use this. You know they can hold a liter of water, right?"
(Full Metal Panic ep. 1)

"What's wrong?  Finally realize you don't eat bread with curry?" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 7)

"When have I ever done anything stupid?" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

Kaname: "Who sets a grenade off in their own classroom?"
Sosuke: "I was told to 'quiet the class down'. So I chose the most efficient course of action."
(Full Metal Panic vol. 4)

"Why do you always have to ruin the moment?  You must make your mother so sad!" --Kaname Chidori to Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic vol. 3)

"Yeah. Teenage mercenaries aren't exactly what you'd call normal." --Sgt. Major Melissa Mao (Full Metal Panic ep. 2)

"You and I are destined to fight until one of us is dead." --Kaname Chidori to Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic vol. 6)

"You have to live...you have to WANT to live.  We'll FIND a way!" --Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic vol. 2)

"You know, you haven't seen an enemy yet. But, in two days, you've fallen down the stairs, broke a window, knocked over a bookcase in the library, and generally taken masochism to a whole new level." --Sgt. Kurz Weber to Sgt. Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic ep. 2)

Sosuke: "You trying to kill me?"
Chidori: "Shut it!"
(Full Metal Panic vol. 6)

"You'd better watch it--gays can be scary too!" --Mitsuru Azuma-Sensei (Full Metal Panic vol. 7)

it's destiny!

Fullmetal Alchemist

"Abduction, screaming, illegal border crossings...I don't know what you're getting me into, but it better not be something dumb." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

Ed: "Al, we're going to sneak in again tonight."
Al: "What?  But it's only been a day since we first snuck in."
Ed: "That's why."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 11)

Ed: "Al? What are you gonna do when you get your body back? What are your dreams for the future?"
Al: "Well....promise not to laugh?"
Ed: "Promise. So? Tell me."
Al: "I want to eat an apple pie."
Ed: "PEH!"
Al: "You promised you wouldn't laugh!"
Ed: "Hah! That's like a girl's dream!!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 16)

"An automail buddy, eh?" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 5)

"And the best part is, I'm gonna have to tell people that I was discharged because I was stabbed by a woman." --Jean Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 11)

Ed: "Are you scared Al?"
Al: "Not quite...but...zombies won't come out, will they?"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 4)

"Are you stupid?  Quit believing people so easily." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

"Argh!  I'm so hungry my stomach doesn't even growl anymore." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 6)

"'Bastard' is better than a bastard like you deserves! If we weren't standing in front of mom's grave, I would slug you." --Edward Elric to Hoenheim Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 11)

"Before that, what if they give me a health inspection?" --Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 6)

"Brother?  Am I scary?" --Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 5)

Al: "Brother!  Glacier-san's going to die!"
Ed: "No way!"
Glacier: "Waaaaaah!"
Al: "Did she die?"
Ed: "Idiot! She just fainted."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 6)

"Brother!  You won't have enough stamina to make it to Lior City if you run like that!" --Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 9)

Al: "But in alchemy you need something of high value to create life!"
Ed: "Giving birth isn't related to alchemy!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 6)

Ed: "But we're on your side!"
Olivier Armstrong: "I don't know that. Anyone can claim to be someone famous."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 16)

Al: "By the way, Dad came back, right?"
Ed: "Yup. He's a real jerk."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 11)

Manga-ka Hiromu Arakawa-sensei in a scene about a phone call with her editor:
Arakawa-sensei: "Can we keep the boobs?"
Shimomura: "We HAVE to keep the boobs!!!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"Congratulations.  You are now officially a dog of the military." --Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 7)

Armstrong: "Come now! Surely you can handle a little heat?"
Ed: "Lest you forget, my arm and leg are MADE OUT OF METAL!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"Damn it.  He's bigger than me AND a year younger?  That's funny in a weird way." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 12)

"Don't call me short!  I'm going to become ultra-tall later!" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 4)

"Don't do anything stupid, since you've used my name." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 12)

Ed: "Don't run!  You're hurting the cat!"
Al: "I know! I know!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

"Don't underestimate State Alchemists!" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 12)

"Don't worry.  With my talent it'll be a cinch!" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 4)

"Don't you ever make an ass out of me again!" --Barry the Chopper to Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

Mustang: "Fullmetal!"
Ed: "Gah! Colonel!! How did you find us!?"
Mustang: "How? Alphonse doesn't exactly blend in."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 16)

Mustang: "Fullmetal Alchemist."
Ed: "I like that heavy name. I will carry it."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 8)

Mustang: "Havoc, I try not to get involved with other men's love lives, but I'm going to have to ask you to dump this girl."
Havoc: "JEEZ...I have the worst luck when it comes to women!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"He might be useless, but he's still your father." --Pinako Rockbell (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 11)

Ed: "Hey Lt. Colonel."
Mustang: "I've been promoted to Colonel while you were taking so long to make up your mind."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 6)

"I am an avatar of God!" --Priest Cornello (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 1)

Ed: "I are Edward Elric..."
Mustang: "Are? You don't need to be nervous."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 5)

Mustang: "I can see why you fell for her. After all, you're a sucker for big boobs."
Havoc: "I can't help it, Sir. I just love boobs."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"I don't care about the assessment.  If I win, you're giving me information on Dr. Marcoh...AND you're going to take care of the cat." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

Mustang: "I don't have time to read it, so you'd better verify the contents yourself."
Ed: "Do your job, slacker."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 6)

"I guess it makes sense that you're disturbed.  You're 15 and you're only that tall." --Russel Tringham to Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 11)

Mustang: "I know when a freshly burned body is nearby because my lips get sticky from the fat."
Havoc: "Ew..."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"I thought that mines were livelier." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 9)

Armstrong: "I used Edward Elric's automail repair as a reason for bringing him here very casually."
Ed: "There's nothing 'casual' about kidnapping!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"I used fire to sear the wounds closed. Almost passed out two or three times in the process." --Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"I was thinking that alchemy can delude a person?" --Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 4)

"I won't lose to an auto-mail." --Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 3)

"I wouldn't call myself an expert on human anatomy...but when it comes to charring bodies, I'm as good as they come." --Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"I'll show you the real wrath of God!" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 2)

Nina: "Is Winry your girlfriend, brother?"
Al: "The truth is..."
Ed: "No! No! No! No! No! No!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 7)

Al: "Is your mom in a far off place right now?"
Nina: "Yeah. She said that dad was a good-for-nothing so she got fed up with him and went back to her home."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 7)

"Isn't it ironic that people like us are closest to God?" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 1)

Al: "It feels like we're cheating and skipping school."
Ed: "Who're you calling a cheater!?"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

"It seems 'equivalent trade' doesn't apply to him." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 12)

Pinako: "It will be at least 3 years before you're able to move around."
Ed: "ONE YEAR!"
Pinako: "You're gonna go through hell."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 6)

"It would appear that either this document came through a time vortex, or someone made a GRAVE error." --Lt. Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 6)

"It's true that the Lieutenant Colonel would do whatever it takes to get a promotion, but we wouldn't follow him if that were the only thing he did." --Jean Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 7)

"Judging by that contraption on your arm, I'd say you have bad taste." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 16)

Lin: "Lanfan, are they making fun of me?"
Lanfan: "Shall I kill them, your majesty?"
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 11)

"Look on the bright side. As the President's aide, if he let's his guard down, I can always cut his throat while he sleeps." --Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 16)

"Looks like I overdid it." --Roy Mustang after exploding the spectator section (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

"Looks like you gather attention wherever you go." --Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

"Lust, can I eat this old man?" --Gluttony (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 2)

Al: "Maybe there's been a mistake somewhere."
Ed: "Maybe there's a mistake in your head!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

"More importantly, I haven't punished anyone in a long time. I'm getting excited." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 12)

"Moreover, I hope the women in the East are beautiful." --Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 9)

Al: "My head!"
Ed: "Strike!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 1)

"My name is Roy Mustang.  I am Lieutenant Colonel.  And I am the Flame Alchemist.  Remember that." --Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 5)

"Now if you don't do what I say I'm gonna throw another wrench at your head!" --Winry Rockbell (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 6)

"'Oh, where's Edward-kun?' 'I'm here!' 'Sorry, I couldn't see you because of this pile of papers.'" --Edward Elric imitating Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

Ed: "Remember when we talked about what would happen if we died here?"
Al: "Uh-huh, and I said everyone would be sad."
Ed: "Yeah, but that's a pretty self-centered way of looking at things. From a UNIVERSAL perspective, whether we live or die doesn't matter. The world will keep going as if nothing happened."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 6)

Al: "She was a beautiful nurse.  I stared at her for a while."
Ed: "You don't have good taste, do you?"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

Hughes: "She's like an angel that has descended upon the Earth......"
*Mustang hangs up the phone*
Hughes: "It cut me off again. The line is so unstable right now."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 5)

"Shut up!  If you're a girl why don't you dress like one?" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 4)

May: "So if you're 'ITS' younger brother, does that mean you look the same?"
Al: "How rude!! I'm WAY taller than my brother!!"
May: "What about your face?"
Al: "I don't look mean like him!! I have a very nice face!!"
May: "And your hair?"
Al: "Clean-cut, short, blonde hair!! AND I'm a better fighter than my big brother!! But I don't have a temper!! I'm a gentleman!!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 16)

Al: "So you have a plan?"
Ed: "I'll hit him with my fist!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

"Sorry for being a kid, but I'm not being used!" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 5)

"Still, mothers are amazing..." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 6)

"Stop Al!  Are you going to betray your brother?!!" --Edward Elric when he's supposed to get a shot (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

"The clothes you're wearing are weird.  Aren't they heavy?" --Nina Tucker to Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 6)

"The only way now is to beat up the Colonel and make him spill the information." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

"The world's reasoning can be explained with the basics of alchemy.  Equivalent trade...rights exist because of duties." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 9)

Al: "Then I'll go with you."
Ed: "Why?"
Al: "You always slack off when I'm not with you."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 3)

"Then I'll keep it, I like dogs...I hear they're good when they're stir-fried." --Cain Fury (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

"There are times when one must do evil.  That's what I think." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

"They hit me like I was some child molestor." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 11)

"This is better than looking at the Colonel's cynical face in that dusty East City." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

"This is Colonel Mustang we're talking about.  I wonder what kind of sarcastic things he'll say to me." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

Ed: "Those two are just trying to justify this by using their dad as an excuse."
Al: "That may be, but we're doing the same thing."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 12)

"Today is an important day.  Where I can hit the Colonel's face in front of everyone with no consequences." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

Ed: "Wait!  The match isn't over."
Fuhrer: "Yes, but if you continue fighting, cleaning up the mess will be more troublesome."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

Mustang: "We're going to say that Falman is being held hostage by a psychopathic murderer....what was that sound?"
Barry: "I didn't feel like explaining all that to him so I...uh...knocked him out."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"What can I say? I've seen so many freaks lately I don't know what to believe!" --Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

Winry: "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?  ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK MY AUTO-MAIL?!"
Ed: "Forget the auto-mail--I think you broke ME!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 6)

"What's the use of having money and power if you don't use it!?!" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 16)

Al: "When did you call for reinforcements?"
Mustang: "I lied."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"When ethnicity is all you think about, there's bound to be confrontation, but if we deal with one another as individuals, then it's possible to treat each other as equals." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 16)

Mustang: "When I become fuhrer...all female personnel in the military will be required to wear miniskirts."
Fury: "Colonel! I'll follow you wherever you go!"
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 13)

"Who're you calling a bean!?" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 1)

"Winry needs to worry about the human instead of the machine." --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 9)

Rose: "You are not God."
Ed: "Nor is the sun a god. It's just a chunk of high temperature. You'll get burned if you get too close to it."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 1)

"You bastard. I won't let you die before I do." --Roy Mustang to Jean Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"You bastard!!! That's three times you've killed me!!" --Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"You call yourselves alchemists?  You're just a short guy and an armored freak." --Clause (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 4)

Doctor: "You have a slight case of food poisoning."
Al: "So it wasn't because you ate too much."
Ed: "Shut up."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

"You idiot!! This is no time to let yourself get roasted like a pig!" --Envy to Gluttony (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

"You idiot! Welcome back!" --Winry Rockbell (Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 10)

Rose: "You will grow taller if you pray."
Ed: "What did you say?"
Rose: "I'm sorry."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 1)

Rejki: "You're a state alchemist, right?  Why are you going against what the military is doing?"
Ed: "I never sold my soul."
(Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 9)

"You're so persistant!  I'm not a thief!" --Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist ep. 10)

Knox: "You're travelling with a serial killer!!?"
May: "Huh? He's a good person."
(Fullmetal Alchemist vol. 16)

those who have awakened are now awaiting

Fushigi Yuugi

Miyaka: "And so you turned homo?"
Nuriko: "I became my sister! Please call me gender-fulfilled!"
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

"Are you saying your emperor should play prostitute?" --Hotohori (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

Miyaka: "Are you serious?"
Bandit: "Serious as you can be fer a rumor."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

Yu-Lun: "Are you Tamahome's wife?"
Hotohori: "We are a man."
Yu-Lun: "Yeah, but you're so beautiful."
Hotohori: "Her honesty belies her wretched poverty."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 5)

"As long as you pay, I'll do just about anything." --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

"Bring on Asia Kong!! I'm ready!" --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

"But first! Some rice, my good man." --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

Miyaka: "C'mon! How could a girl who's so young and beautiful be the emperor?!"
Tamahome: "'Girl'!? His majesty is all man!!"
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

"Chichiri...your emperor is much more beautiful than that. Royal eyes are more sharply defined. Our nose is more shapely! You lack our sex appeal! Do it over and do it right!" --Hotohori (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

Tamahome: "Damn, I thought you were sneaking in for a quickie."
Miyaka: "Did you say something?"
Tamahome: "Nothing at all."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

Tamahome: "Do you have to walk all over me to realize I exist?"
Miyaka: "Do you have to sleep on the ground!?"
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 6)

"Don't you ladies know that money makes the world go around?!? I'm not giving out any free rides!" --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

"Even if I WERE a woman, he's not interested in anybody else." --Nuriko about Hotohori (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

"Everybody listen up! If anybody has a wish, Miyaka's taking requests." --Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 6)

"Excuse my lack of babe-itude." --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

"Fights between girls are so loud. Even if one of 'em is a guy." --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

"For seventeen years, money's the only thing that's ever been on my mind." --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 2)

"Gluttony has a new name." --Tasuki about Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

"Hey, Chinese architecture. Why're you such a pain?" --Manga-ka Yu Watase in a sidebar (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

Miyaka: "Hey--Nuriko! Looking good in drag, as usual."
Nuriko: "Hey--Miyaka! Looking stupid as usual!"
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 3)

"Hey, Tasuki, why don't you stop thieving a while and give studying a try?" --Chiriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

"Hotohori, I gave you the worst job, huh? Make it a clean stab, like a chicken kabob. Dripping with teriyaki sauce! Mmm! One, two, three and it's over, okay?" --Miyaka Yuuki when Hotohori has to stab her (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

"How can you have zero coordination and still be alive!?" --Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

"I heard a sound like the squeal of a terrified cross-dresser." --Chiriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 5)

"I was so hungry, I maxed out my mouth space." --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 3)

"I'll eat Tamahome before that guy gets his mitts on him." --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

"Lemme alone! Can't you see I'm lost in fond recollection?" --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 5)

"Let's ignore the subtlety--challenged and proceed, Your Majesty." --Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 5)

Miyaka: "Look at them. Best friends already!"
Chiriko: "Do best friends fight like that??"
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 6)

After Miyaka grabs a beautiful woman's breasts:
Hotohori: "Miyaka!!"
Miyaka: "Hey! You guys have fooled me twice now--I figure I gotta check nowadays."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

"Miyaka, your face is out of alignment." --Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 6)

"Nuriko!! Smile when you tell your lies!" --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 3)

"Nuriko, the minute I feel like livin', you're dead." --Tasuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

"Oh man!! My dream self usually tries to go all the way. What's wrong with me?" --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

"Oh...this is Miyaka, The Priestess of Suzaku. And this guy's queer." --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 2)

"Proof that greediness is worse than banditing." --Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

"So I can enter the enemy's territory, but I can't solve the Pythagorean theorem!?" --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 5)

Miyaka: "So, I can have this?"
Nuriko: "Of course. There's some stupid gender-oriented rule, so..."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 5)

"So I cheated on you a little. That's a lie. I didn't. I came close though." --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 6)

Miyaka: "So if you read it your wish comes true? Sign me up!"
Yui: "You're buying this BS? Yeah right. And I'm the Pope in Rome."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

"So until Suzaku is summoned...I'm supposed to go insane?" --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

"So you're men!? An' I thought I was in love!!" --Bandit to Hotohori and Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

Nuriko: "Ta-Tama-Baby."
Tamahome: "I have a full name, and 'Baby' is NOT a part of it!"
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 3)

Yui: "That looks great on you!"
Tamahome: "But isn't this silk!? This is too good for me!"
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

"There's always a sacrifice that goes with a wish!!" --Keisuke Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 2)

"This is so hopeless. I don't know whether to laugh or cry." --Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

"Well, maybe you can cook, but you're still a pathetic excuse for a guy in drag." --Miyaka Yuuki to Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

"What good's my blood to me when it's just dripping on the ground?" --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 2)

"What is this? Some role-playing game!?!" --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

Huan-Lang: "What the hell!?"
Hotohori: "You attack with magical food?"
Nuriko: "Miyaka..."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

"When it's time to cry, cry with all your heart. That's the first step toward feeling better." --Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

"Where am I? That's right. I stabbed myself..." --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 2)

"Wow! A super-hunky blonde!! He ain't no Asian." --Miyaka Yuuki (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 3)

"You and your GPA should have a meeting of the minds." --Yui Hongo (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 1)

Miyaka: "You LOOKED, didn't you Tamahome?"
Tamahome: "Didn't see a thing."
Miyaka: "LIAR! Last time you saw me naked!"
Tamahome: "Yeah, well, even if I did it wouldn't faze me. Now if you were sexier with an actual bust line, I MIGHT get excited."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 2)

Bandit: "You may be a little hard-bodied, but wench, yer hot!"
Hotohori: "Ho, ho, ho. That's what everybody says." (In thought) "I am going to CRUSH this man."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 4)

"You should get some sleep. Tomorrow we have another long day finding the last celestial warrior." --Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi vol. 5)

Mitsukake: "Your Majesty has many boyfriends."
Hotohori: "His Majesty has a headache."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 5)

Attendant: "Your Majesty, no matter how casual your garments are, your ELEGANCE cannot be hidden."
Hotohori: "You speak the truth, so I shall not consider it flattery."
Miyaka: "I could do without the narcissism."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 2)

Tetsuya: "Your sister was sucked into a book!? You're putting me on!"
Keisuke: "If I were, I'd have a better story than that."
(Fushigi Yuugi vol. 7)

I walk about lost