Index

• Genshiken
• Ghost Hunt
• Ghost Stories (Gakkou no Kaidan)
• Gravitation

Genshiken

Madarame: "25 years worth of crap games.  What the hell?"
Sasahara: "Some of the ones we provided are mixed in too."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

Kugayama: "A cooking match in the first episode, huh?"
Tanaka: "It's cool to show off, but that's pushing it."
(Genshiken ep. 1)

"A figure's just not the real thing if you can't see panties."--Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 1)

Madarame: "A man from her past?"
Sasahara: "You could at least say 'ex-boyfriend'."
Madarame: "All right! Let's make sure Kohsaka sees this! Tail her Sasahara!"
Sasahara: "No, thank you."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

"Across time, a reunion that would seem to be fate. Her childhood friend was an otaku. Ah, to hell with you fate." --Narrator (Genshiken ep. 2)

"Ah, forgive me ancestors.  Here I am in this place when I haven't even visited your graves yet this year." --Kanji Sasahara at Comi Fest(Genshiken ep. 3)

"Ahh, there I go thinking too much." --Kanji Sasahara while looking at doujinshi (Genshiken ep. 3)

Saki: "Akihabara, huh? That's pretty damn close."
Kohsaka: "It's not that close."
Saki: "Oh! You're right, it's not close!"
(Genshiken ep. 2)

“Alright! I'll take this as far as I can. Into divine domains.” --Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 3)

Madarame: "Animation is therefore, what gives movement to still pictures and breathes life into them. Namely, the power of the gods!"
Sasahara: "Some gods are evil though."
(Genshiken ep. 1)

Ohno: "Ano...ano..."
Saki: "Don't say 'Ano..ano'!
Ohno: "E-to...e-to..."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

Sasahara: "Are you a member too?"
*Saki punches him in the face*
Saki: "Do I look it? Do I look like I'm one of them?"
(Genshiken ep. 1)

Madarame: "But childhood friendships are so close. Why do you suppose that is?"
Tanaka: "Because you can't share memories of childhood with someone you just met."
Kugayama: "Also, you're so close that the distance between you can't really be shortened."
Sasahara: "Also, childhood promises are a standard device."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"Cosplay is cosplay.  Tastes are tastes." --Kanako Ohno (Genshiken ep. 4)

"Do you know the game 'Life and Death'? I don't even know how many people I killed in that." --Makoto Kohsaka (Genshiken ep. 4)

Saki: "Does this mean he has no interest in real women?"
Kugayama: "We hear that a lot."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"Don't talk about stuff you don't know." --Saki Kasukabe to Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 2)

"Embarassment will get you nowhere." --Soichiro Tanaka to Kanji Sasahara (Genshiken ep. 2)

Madarame: "Even if you make him, he can't give it up. If my girlfriend tried that on me, I'd dump her."
Tanaka: "But you don't have a girlfriend!"
Madarame: "Ya got me!"
(Genshiken ep. 2)

Tanaka: "Even we have regular porn."
Madarame: "I don't have any regular porn."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"Folklore is about ethnology, so I wonder why it's become a fashion term." --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 2)

"For the record, I'm not one of them." --Saki Kasukabe to Kanako Ohno (Genshiken ep. 4)

Sasahara: "He always plays at the highest dimension."
Tanaka: "He's probably on the National level."
Ohno: "Kohsaka is amazing."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

"He looked good, so I talked to him." --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 2)

Saki: "Hey!"
Madarame: "Oh, an outsider."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

"Hey!  He came here with a girl?  You can't be yourself that way!" --Kanji Sasahara about a Comi Fest goer (Genshiken ep. 3)

Tanaka: "Hey, Kasukabe.  Why not try cosplaying at the next school festival."
She hits him
Tanaka: "For starters, I recomment Parn and Deedlit."
Saki: "I can't stand this guy."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

Saki: "Hey Kohsaka? Are you busy after this?"
Kohsaka: "I sure am. I'm going to Akihabara to get in line for a midnight sale. I haven't done it for a long time. It's this software that everyone's been raving about. It creates this stimulating ambience all around the user. I wonder if it's also the guys' ultimate objective. We didn't set anything up, but I expect I'll run into them."
Saki: "Uhh..."
Kohsaka: "See ya!"
(Genshiken ep. 2)

Tanaka (trying to figure out who Saki should cosplay): "How about Bridget and Ino?"
Saki: "I don't even know them....but no!"
(Genshiken ep. 4)

After Kanji Sasahara picked out doujinshi for Harunobu Madarame:
Kugayama: "I did know your tastes overlapped, but this is unexpected."
Sasahara: "I'm not sure I'm happy about that."
(Genshiken ep. 3)

"I don't know anime, but it's definitely pretty boys for me!" --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 4)

Sasahara: "I don't think it suits me."
Kohsaka: "Really? I think you're a perfect fit."
Sasahara: *Sigh* "Well, maybe you're right then..."
(Genshiken ep. 1)

Sasahara: "I envy him, but can he afford it?"
Tanaka: "Well, it looks like he cuts back on living expenses."
Sasahara: "Wow..."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

Madarame: "I even forgot to act like Tetsuo."
Sasahara: "Huh?"
(Genshiken ep. 3)

"I get the feeling that something will happen.  Something divinely inspired!" --Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 3)

"I guess his brain finally cut out on him, like a breaker..." --Kanji Sasahara (Genshiken ep. 3)

"I have more trouble with his personality than his hobbies." --Saki Kasukabe about Makoto Kohsaka (Genshiken ep. 2)

Website special quote:
Tanaka: "I knew you'd make a good 'Kuradoberi Jam'."
Saki: "Cranberry Jam?"
Tanaka: "She's a fighting game character."
Saki (to Ohno): "Huh....you look kind of like an alien."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

"I must think about a point of balance between design and source material, not to mention a balance with price!" --Kanji Sasahara (Genshiken ep. 2)

"I suppose you're otaku. Otaku...and yet..." --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 1)

Saki: "I'm going to try this on the. Don't turn your head."
Kohsaka: *Keeps intently playing his video game* "Sure."
Saki: "Really. Don't look."
Kohsaka: *Still intently playing his video game* "Sure."
Saki: "I really mean it, don't."
Kohsaka: *Still keeps playing his video game* "Sure."
Saki: *Sigh*
(Genshiken ep. 1)

Saki: "I'm pretty drunk. I'm all warm and tired."
Kohsaka: "Yeah, it's pretty warm these days even at night."
Saki: "Gah! Time to be direct."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"Is it 100% otaku in here?" --Kanji Sasahara (Genshiken ep. 3)

Ohno: "Is this Genshiken?"
Saki: "Yeah, it is."
Ohno: "I want to find out more about it."
Saki: "You do?! Aren't you making some mistake? This is the Society for the Study of Modern Visual Culture."
Ohno: "I know."
Saki: "It's a haven for otaku."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

"It feels like I can reach heaven!" --Harunobu Madarame at Comi Fest(Genshiken ep. 3)

Sasahara: "It sure is hot."
Madarame: "Oh yeah!"
Sasahara: "Why are you so cheerful?"
(Genshiken ep. 3)

"It's a kind of fun you have to experience through your body." --Soichiro Tanaka about cosplay (Genshiken ep. 4)

Kohsaka: "It's still too early to be tired."
Sasahara: "That's true..."
(Genshiken ep. 3)

It's times like this when things like religious experiences happen!" --Harunobu Madarame at Comi Fest(Genshiken ep. 3)

Madarame: "Let us begin the 256th 'This week's Kujian was the best' meeting."
Sasahara: "Have there even been that many episodes?"
Tanaka and Kugayama: "Don't sweat the details."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"Madarame's just getting into character, so don't mind him." --Mitsunori Kugayama (Genshiken ep. 3)

"Madarame talks like he's a military otaku, but in reality, he's just an uninformed Zeon Freak." --Haraguchi (Genshiken ep. 3)

"More importantly, don't you think Kohsaka is a little spaced out?!" --Kanji Sasahara (Genshiken ep. 2)

Saki: "Move aside, Kuga-Pee."
Kugayama: "Kuga-Pee?"
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"No, I've learned from experience not to talk in places like this." --Mitsunori Kugayama (Genshiken ep. 2)

Ex-boyfriend: "No way!  I'm too late?"
Saki: "I wish you wouldn't put it that way. You had no chance even if you were early."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

"Oh, an elf!  Like in Lord of the Rings?  What should I do?  I love Lord of the Rings!" --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 4)

"Oh, there's lots of them. 2-D complex cases or what have you." --Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 2)

"Otaku or not, you're the type of guy I can't stand!" --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 2)

"People who don't know the character won't understand.  It's a type of symbol.  Conversely, people who don't know the character, but still say things like 'how cute' won't personally grasp it." --Soichiro Tanaka (Genshiken ep. 4)

"Running in place is depressing." --Mitsunori Kugayama (Genshiken ep. 3)

"Sasahara? He must be the one I inadvertently punched the other day. It'd be really messed up if I owed him for this." --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 1)

"She does have friends.  And they make her stuff." --Saki Kasukabe in thought about Kanako Ohno (Genshiken ep. 4)

Sasahara: "She doesn't seem to really be his girlfriend yet."
Madarame: "What!? What's wrong with him?"
Tanaka: "Isn't Kohsaka the only one that thinks that?"
(Genshiken ep. 1)

Kohsaka: "She doesn't think she can make it past the station, so she's going home."
Kugayama: "Not bad for Kasukabe."
Kohsaka: "Indeed."
(Genshiken ep. 3)

"So, from my viewpoint, Kohsaka's weird now." --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 2)

"So now you're depending on us for help?" --Harunobu Madarame to Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 2)

Saki: "Take my word for it, forget this club.  You have to cosplay and whatnot."
Ohno: "Oh?"
Saki: "No normal person would ever do that!"
(Genshiken ep. 4)

Kugayama: "'Thanks'. Maybe that was her cute side."
Tanaka: "No, I'd say it was her scary side."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"That makes me happy and annoyed at the same time." --Saki Kasukabe when Kanako Ohno said that Mokoto Kohsaka wasn't her type (Genshiken ep. 4)

"That was a big step for me to take all at once.  Am I starting to understand otaku?  No way."  --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 4)

"That's a pretty complicated display of anger." --Kanji Sasahara about Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 4)

Kugayama: "That's why I can't stand people."
Tanaka: "Looks like someone's in a bad mood."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"The allure of cosplay?  I haven't given much thought to it, but...um, um, if anything it's like floating 3 mm off the ground, or your body temperature going up about 3 degrees.  That's the kind of feeling it gives you.  You could say it lets you be a little more daring." --Kanako Ohno (Genshiken ep. 4)

Saki: "The other day, in Kohsaka's room, I found a bunch of dirty anime books."
Guys: "Uhh."
Saki: "What?"
Tanaka: "Well hey..."
Kugayama: "It isn't that big a deal."
Saki: "But it's anime! It's anime but it's porn!"
Kugayama: "You use them the same way you would use regular porn books. It's just a question of preference."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"The town of Harajuku. A date with a sweetheart. Akihabara, supposedly so far away. Akihabara was close by." --Narrator (Genshiken ep. 2)

"The train departs, leaving only smoke. Distant feelings, fleeting hopes. Ah, far away from Akihabara. To be continued next week." --Narrator (Genshiken ep. 2)

"Then, let's go to Anime club." --Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 4)

Tanaka: "There are those of us who do want girlfriends. Well, Madarame doesn't see it like that."
Madarame: "I don't not want one."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

Sasahara: "There it is.  The rare card."
Madarame: "I have seen God."
(Genshiken ep. 3)

“There's a foreign object on my Jimmy too!” --Kanji Sasahara (Genshiken ep. 8)

Tanaka: "They're kissing."
Kugayama: "In public."
Tanaka: "Madarame's frozen stiff. He doesn't do well with adversity."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

After Harunobu Madarame falls down while running in place:
Sasahara: "This could become legendary."
Madarame: "Yeah...um...well."
(Genshiken ep. 3)

"This is what commoners are like?" --Mitsunori Kugayama (Genshiken ep. 2)

Madarame: "This might liven things up."
Saki: *grabs Madarame's broken wrist* "Full recovery in two months, huh? Want it to take a little longer?"
(Genshiken ep. 4)

“Those people who say they can't jack off to anime must have something wrong with their brains! Otherwise they're just trying to act superior.” --Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 2)

"Today I take my time, then I make my move." --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 2)

"Uh-oh, I feel like something on top of my head is starting to crack open." --Kanji Sasahara (Genshiken ep. 3)

Tanaka: "Uh-oh, suddenly she seems a lot cuter."
Kugayama: "To me too."
Madarame: "I'm sure she has a cute side to her rough personality."
Saki: "I DO NOT!!!"
(Genshiken ep. 2)

Sasahara: "Ummm...can I suggest something?"
Madarame: "You can try, Sasahara."
(Genshiken ep. 1)

Kugayama: "Waaah! Kasukabe-san is a childhood friend character."
Tanaka: "Awesome! They really exist!"
Madarame: "I've never seen one before!"
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"Well, what does male-oriented-doujin-loving Sasahara think of this?" --Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 2)

"What I'm lacking is" determination. The determination to live the way I want." --Kanji Sasahara (Genshiken ep. 1)

Saki: "What? They sell that stuff? Isn't it electric town?"
Kohsaka: "There's no place left that doesn't sell that kind of thing."
Saki: "It's that kind of place now? That's funny. I've gone there to buy CDs and whatnot, but..."
Kohsaka: "They just don't catch your eye."
Saki: "Don't talk like I'm the strange one."
(Genshiken ep. 2)

Saki: "What's with him?"
Madarame: "His baseless pride has crumbled."
(Genshiken ep. 1)

"What's with him, looking all cool?  Why don't you dress for the occasion?" --Kanji Sasahara about a Comi Fest goer (Genshiken ep. 3)

Tanaka: "When someone knows the fun of cosplaying, you can't talk them out of it."
Sasahara: "That said it all."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

"Why am I in this crowd?  No, no.  If I make it through there's a mountain of doujinshi waiting for me." --Kanji Sasahara (Genshiken ep. 3)

"Wouldn't it be better not to make your dad any angrier?" --Makoto Kohsaka to Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 2)

Kugayama: "Wow, if she joins, it'll be the birth of Genshiken's female cosplayer."
Sasahara: "Tanaka is crying."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

Kugayama: "You actually see people on stretchers quite a bit."
Sasahara: "But you never expect it to be someone you know."
(Genshiken ep. 3)

"You all really are some lonely people." --Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 4)

Tanaka: "You can't have cosplayers charging money for photography."
Saki: "But, for free...."
Tanaka: "If you try it too, we could at least collect enough to cover costs."
(Genshiken ep. 4)

"You don't throw a commoner girlfriend into the room with us." --Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 1)

Tanaka: "You line up to go home, too!"
Sasahara: "Save me!"
(Genshiken ep. 3)

"You look like you'd be cute if you took care of yourself, so why?" --Saki Kasukabe to Kanako Ohno (Genshiken ep. 4)

"You only speak up when you're complaining." --Harunobu Madarame (Genshiken ep. 2)

Saki: "You sure are oblivious."
Kohsaka: "Am I?"
Saki: "You don't think so?"
Kohsaka: "Isn't that normal?"
Saki: "If you don't think so, it means you're oblivious."
Kohsaka: "Why's that?"
Saki: "Think about it. Your obliviousness caused us to have this conversation in the first place."
Kohsaka: "This taro and bamboo shoot croquette mushroom dish is great!"
(Genshiken ep. 2)

"You're kinda chunky for an elf." --Mitsunori Kugayama to Saki Kasukabe (Genshiken ep. 4)

"You're making it sound like it's some kind of strip mahjong." --Soichiro Tanaka (Genshiken ep. 2)

I'm starting to want to smile, just a little.....

Ghost Hunt

"5 men in a 6-mat room...Holy cow. This is like a field trip for school athletes." --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

Naru: "A ghost is a yurei. Are you listening, Mai?"
Mai (in thought): "It's dangerous to be playing with a nail."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"A perfect harmony of the smell f something that's gone bad and a drainage ditch that's starting to dry out." --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

"Ahh, this is terrible. I've destroyed my fingernails. How will they compensate me for this?" --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt ep. 9)

"An exorcism can't be done by just anyone. You do have a talent for it...but don't do it again." --Houshou Takigawa to Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Mai: "Are you saying something's wrong with me?!"
Masako: "I wouldn't say so out loud."
Mai: "You sure don't have a very charming personality!"
Masako: "Because, unlike someone, I am blessed with looks and talent."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

Monk-san: "Aren't we being a little over cautious?"
Naru: "Those are the words of a careless man looking for an excuse to be lazy."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"Aren't you taking English classes? You have terrible pronunciation." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"Before the students, manage your own damn personality first!" --Mai Taniyama to Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt ep. 14)

"But how can someone so gentle be Naru's sensei? I can't believe she didn't teach him some manners." --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"But this cautious attitude is such a sudden change of heart for you....'Investigator Narumi-kun'." --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

Monk-san: "By any chance, do you like Mai?"
Yasuhara: "Yes, I do. But I also like Shibuya-san. He's beautiful. But, I like you even more."
Monk-san: "Young man."
Yasuhara: "Yes?"
Monk-san: "You're teasing me, aren't you?"
Yasuhara: "Of course I am."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

"Dammit. He's really handsome." --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt ep. 2)

"Death may soothe a soul's pain. But if everyone truly understood what death means, no one would ever commit suicide." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 5)

"Do you know what it feels like to die, Naru? Can you imagine the moment you die? Do you understand how fragile we are!?" --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

Mai: "Don't be concerned about him! He's dishonest, a liar, has a mean streak, is a narcissist, and..."
Mikuru: "But he's handsome."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

Naru: "Don't you have to get to class?"
Mai: "Who cares!"
Naru: "I see. No wonder you don't know anything."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

Naru: "Don't you have to go to class?"
Mai: "Huh...? No, I'm not going today."
Naru: "Maybe you should try a little harder to get smarter?"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"Enough! Why can't you even ask for a favor properly? Is that the tone we use when asking people for favors? You alwas talk like a selfish brat!" --Madoka Mori (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"Even I haven't expelled a spirit that's possessed a human. Although I did expel one possessing a vase once. I expelled this spirit, but I also smashed the vase into a million pieces." --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt vol. 8)

"Excuse me! I know I'm worthless!" --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt vol. 2)

"Fine. Whatever. But why's he so full of himself?" --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt ep. 6)

"Geez. I fell into a well on our last case too. Why me again?" --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 3)

"Give me a break. How many times have I told you? This is not a country club." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya to everyone hanging out in his office (Ghost Hunt vol. 2)

Masako: "Go ahead then. While you play dirty, I'll be a good girl. You can even ridicule me."
Mai: "Do you think the prince will choose Cinderella?"
Masako: "Of course."
Mai: "Have you considered the prince's personality?"
Masako: "That's true."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"He was upset and did what he normally wouldn't do...so he blundered twice. If he hadn't succeeded in the exorcism, he probably would have died from indignation." --Koujou Lin about Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"He's even weirder than Naru..." --Mai Taniyama about Osamu Yasuhara (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"Hey, it's not a good year to die." --Osamu Yasuhara (Ghost Hunt vol. 5)

Mai: "Hey, Naru. Something's been bothering me."
Naru: "So?"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 3)

"How much do you get paid for doing such little work?" --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt vol. 8)

"I apologize for him. Matsuyama treats everyone poorly." --Osamu Yasuhara (Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

"I can't stop someone who doesn't fear the glory of God." --John Brown (Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

"I don't think we'll discover a corpse just by wandering around." --Osamu Yasuhara (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"I guess we have to go up against a god." --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Naru: "I hate having to explain everything to amateurs."
Mai: "You knew I was an amateur when you hired me."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"I hate that you deceive people who disagree with you, Naru!" --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

"I hate the Japanese." --Koujo Lin (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"I just maintained strategic secrecy. There are people who can't keep quiet." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

"I never pictured you as a loli-con." --Ayako Matsuzaki to Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt ep. 11)

"I put up with his arrogance because I thought he was a diviner." --Houshou Takigawa about Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt ep. 9)

Mai: "I SAID IT!"
Naru: "Logical argument."
Mai: "IT SURE IS!"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Ayako: "I suggest you also pay a little more respect to us."
Naru: "What part of you should I have respect for?"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"I think it's about time we see Matsuzaki-san's skill in exorcism." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt ep. 7)

"I think you're just imagining all this. This is why I don't like dealing with non-psychic people." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"I understand that making tea is part of my job, but he should appreciate that I make his tea with GREAT CARE!" -Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 2)

"I understand your desire to defend the only teacher who has protected you, but you are not capable of cursing like that." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt ep. 10)

"I wonder if he saw my underwear...I should stop wearing skirts to work." --Mai Taniyama (in thought) after Lin-san helped her out of a well (Ghost Hunt vol. 2)

Monk-san: "I'll take care of you...come cry on my..."
Mai: "NO WAY! LET GO OF ME! This is sexual harassment, you perv!"
Monk-san: "You always tell me life's so exhausting. You can be my wife. Wait, did you say you'd rather work?"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"I'm happy to see your misfortune." --Jibakurei (Ghost Hunt vol. 2)

"I'm not a dog." --Tomoaki Sakauchi (Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

"I'm smart, unlike you. Let's go." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"I've figured you out. You're only doing this so you can skip school. You're gonna grow up stupid." --Houshou Takigawa to Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"I've had it! Why are you so built up with this!? Everyone's been pushed to their limits helping you! Why do we have to go through all this just for your pride? Are you insane? If it's so important to you, why don't you just do it yourself!?" --Mai Taniyama to Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Monk-san: "If this room's a dungeon, there's gotta be something inside!"
Yasuhara: "Yeah! Like a treasure chest, or a level mini-boss, or..."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"If we ask what in the world you meant by that, are you going to bother telling us?" --Houshou Takigawa to Koujou Lin (Ghost Hunt vol. 8)

"If we're having you do the exorcisms, we're done for." --Houshou Takigawa to Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt ep. 15)

"If you have so much time to be chatty, why don't you try using it to prove your talent for exorcism? I would love to see you succeed for once." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 3)

"If you're not interesetd, do you think I'd care if you left right now?" --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"In the end, all that'll remain will be the most powerful spirit ever, right?" --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 5)

"In the end, I'm left behind as usual." --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt ep. 7)

Monk-san: "In the end, we're stuck with the manual labor."
Ayako: "It somehow seems like we're easy to order around."
(Ghost Hunt ep. 9)

"Isn't a president supposed to assign responsibility to his employees and then leave so he doesn't become a nuisance?" --Osamu Yasuhara (Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

"It may be breathtaking, but it's stil a haunted mansion." --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"It shouldn't be critical, although if she's unlucky she might die." --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt ep. 9)

"It was devastating....people today have no idea what a famine is." --Osamu Yasuhara (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"It's easy to say 'Please go our all alone at night in a haunted school.'! That's it! What would you do if I refused to do these odd jobs?!" --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 5)

Masako: "It's just pity because we both have the same sickness."
Mai: "Same sickness?"
Masako: "We both chose someone difficult..."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"It's like a train packed with evil spirits." --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

Mai: "It's my fault. It's because I provoked him..."
Lin: "It was his fault."
Mai: "But..."
Lin: "Naru knew what was going to happen if he used it. If he were more cool-headed, he wouldn't have been so provoked. But I suppose he really was upset with himself. He has too much pride."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"It's one thing if you want to hate me personally. But don't hate me because I'm Japanese...or female...or because I'm an orphan!" --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"Knowing the same tricks a con man knows is the best way to protect yourself from him." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 3)

Naru: "Let's verify the measurements again tomorrow..."
Mai: "Huh! All the rooms?! Only if you give us laser range finders!"
Naru: "You already have a measuring tape."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

Masako: "Mai, don't be cunning."
Mai: "Will you tell me Naru's weakness?"
Masako: "I certainly will not."
Mai: "Then I cannot agree to a pact like that. In love you have to be cunning."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"Mai! Those are lemurs so go ahead and attack." --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Naru: "Matsuzaki-san, can you expel a spirit?"
Ayako: "Me? I'm not INcapable, but..."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 8)

"Me? I turned 243 this year. My family has lived long lives for generations. But we don't brag about it." --Osamu Yasuhara (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

Mai: "Naru, I hate everything you stand for."
Naru: "It's an honor to be despised by fools."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 5)

"Naru, you're a feminist, aren't you?" --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"No use in lecturing a pig." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt ep. 14)

Mai: "Oh, you can speak English, John?"
John: "My country....invented the language."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

Monk-san: "Ow!"
Mai: "Monk-san!?"
Yasuhara: "There's an overhang, so watch yourself."
Monk-san: "You couldn't have told me that three seconds earlier?"
Yasuhara: "Next time, I promise."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"Perhaps Lin-san is really more of an at-home daddy type than we ever thought...?" --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

"Right now....I'm thinking if you were able to do it yourself, I wish you'd have done it earlier." --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Yasuhara: "So psychics use machines like this one these days?"
Mai: "Apparently we're a little special. And Naru isn't a psychic."
(Ghost Hunt ep. 14)

Yasuhara: "Takigawa-san, how are you wounds?"
Monk-san: "Very bad. But I don't want a guy playing doctor with me."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"Thanks for the offer, but...unfortunately, there's only enough room for me in my mirror." --Kazuya " Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"That's an understatement. It was an army of drowned corpses. It was like a zombie movie." --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Masako: "That's what I hate about Naru. If he hadn't apologized then he'd still be a jerk and things would be much simpler."
Mai: "I wish he'd make it clear. Is he nice, or is he a jerk."
Masako: "Exactly! It's ridiculous to like him, but it seems like a waste to hate him! But we cannot give up."
Mai: "You can give up. I'll take care of him."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"There's no reason to be jealous of me. The only kind of special treatment I get is the bad kind." --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

"They're dead. I'm not interested in finding dead people." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

"This explains why she has good intuition, although she's usually dumb." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 3)

Monk-san: "This is somewhat psychedelic, don't you think?"
Mai: "Why is there a skull in here?"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

Madoka: "Today was so productive."
Yasuhara: "That's right, because I'm efficient."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

"Trusting you and irresponsibly abandoning the problem are different." --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"Unbelievable! I...I apologized to you...and you just threw it back in my face! You're always like that with me!" --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 5)

"Wake up!" *slaps her face* "Ouch...I slapped myself too hard." --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

"We can't erase the psychological trauma of what happened, but I agree it is stupid to bring National problems into personal relationships." --Koujo Lin (Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"We know how to hunt ghosts, but we don't know how to hunt monsters." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

Yasuhara: "Well, that's our gain, no?"
Monk-san: "If it's a pretty lady, yes?"
Yasuhara: "I see. If she's ugly then it's just unpleasant."
Monk-san: "And those are usually the persistent ones."
Yasuhara: "Spoken like an experienced playboy."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Yasuhara: "What a strange house. This room has random corridors that lead nowhere. It feels like an RPG."
Monk-san: "With a real dungeon?"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"What are the odds of being in a blackout and my flashlight dying at the same time." --Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 5)

"What are you guys...psychic otaku?" --Jibakurei (Ghost Hunt vol. 2)

"What do you think you're doing to my delicate brain?" --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt ep. 16)

Mai: "What sort of people are Naru's parents?"
Madoka: "What do you mean? They're normal people."
Mai: "Normal people don't stop sending their son to school."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

Mai: "What's this? What is she saying?"
Naru: "Be quiet. You're Japanese and you don't even know about Norito?"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"What's with you?! Just because you have a cute face." --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt ep. 1)

Masako: "When I first saw Naru after he woke up, I felt sorry for myself. 'Why do I like him?' As far as personality goes, Takigawa-san or anyone would be much better."
Mai: "...that's true."
Masako: "And it'd be easier too....But I guess that's just something we can't control."
Mai: "Yeah...they say love is chemical."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Monk-san: "Whoa!?"
Yasuhara: "That's musty!"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

Matsyama-sensei: "Why aren't you in school?"
Naru: "I'll leave that up to your imagination."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

Mai: "Yasuhara-san, you're awesome!"
Yasuhara: "I took it too far...didn't I?"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 6)

"You know, feel free any time to help with the physical labor." --Houshou Takigawa (Ghost Hunt vol. 7)

Monk-san: "You looked all of this up in just one day? With the trip to Kanazawa?"
Yasuhara: "I'm efficient."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"You might be getting a little too smart for your own good." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya to Mai Taniyama (Ghost Hunt vol. 5)

Monk-san: "You seem pretty calm there, director."
Yasuhara: "I'm cold-hearted, as you know."
(Ghost Hunt ep. 19)

"You should really get to class. You'll be helpless if you get any stupider." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya to Mai Tanizaki (Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

Naru: "You still don't understand after my explanation? This is hopeless."
Mai: "Sorry for being stupid."
(Ghost Hunt ep. 8)

Ayako: "You sound like a monk."
Monk-san: "I AM A MONK!"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 2)

Naru: "You think I'm handsome?"
Mai: "Yeah...I guess...Everyone else seems to think so."
Naru: "I see....at least you have good taste."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

Yasuhara: "You're a man. Endure it!"
Monk-san: "Well, tonight I'll be a girl!"
Yasuhara: "Oh, please...don't creep us out!"
(Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

"You're protected by others, so I don't know how much pride you can have!!" --Mai Taniyama to Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt vol. 9)

Monk-san: "Young man, since when were you Mai's manager?"
Yasuhara: "Just now."
John: "Both of you are being toyed with like none other."
(Ghost Hunt ep. 15)

"Your mind and mine are very different." --Kazyua "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt ep. 1)

Naru: "You're late. Make me some tea."
Mai: "That's why I just apologized."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

"You're lucky you're not complicated like the rest of us." --Ayako Matsuzaki (Ghost Hunt vol. 2)

Ayako: "You're pretty sassy, aren't you little boy? But handsome."
Naru: "Thanks."
Ayako: "But you can't exorcise spirits with your face."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 1)

"You're well-informed, but I disagree." --Kazuya "Naru" Shibuya (Ghost Hunt ep. 2)

Monk-san: "You've been hiding your claws all this time, haven't you?"
Yasuhara: "Yes, the cat has kept me warm."
(Ghost Hunt vol. 4)

the sun wil rise for me

Ghost Stories (Gakkou no Kaidan)

*Yukino note*  Ok....the Japanese track text and the English track for this show are COMPLETELY different, so if I'm quoting from the Japanese I'll use the Japanese title, and if I'm quoting from the English I'll use the English title. *end Yukino note*

"And with the death of this incredible nature, a huge community is going to be born" --Construction worker (Gakkou no Kaidan ep. 2)

"It's not good for your body to hold it.  Be sure to go." --Sakata-sensei (Gakkou no Kaidan ep. 2)

"The more you humans are scared, the more nutritious it will be for me." --Amanojyaku (Gakkou no Kaidan ep. 3 )

Amanojyaku: "What's wrong with a school ghost going to school?"
Keiichiro: "That's a good point."
(Gakkou no Kaidan ep. 2)

Leo: "You gotta poo?"
Hajime: "Sorry, make sure no one comes in."
Leo: "You're so bothersome."
(Gakkou no Kaidan ep. 2)

Satsuki: "You guys are ghost-researchers, right?"
Leo: "Umm, that's true, but this is the first case in which I've dealt with real ghosts, so..."
(Gakkou no Kaidan ep. 2)

"You're pretty brave to go into the bathroom." --Satsuki Miyanoshita (Gakkou no Kaidan ep. 2)

oh, um...

Gravitation

"And, besides that.  Mr. Yuki says he's gonna kick Droopy Eyes' butt....he's storming enemy camp." --Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation ep. 7)

Shuichi: "Anyway, we have to let the general public know about us, not just the old die hard Bad Luck fans.  And to do that, we gotta expand nationwide."
Yuki: "What are you, a pharmacy chain store?"
(Gravitation ep. 9)

“Are you an aspiring suicide, or do you want something from me?” --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 1)

K: “Are you listening, Sakuma-san?”
Ryuichi: “Yeah, I don't think I am!”
(Gravitation vol. 10)

“As the opening act for our seniors, who achieved such a brilliant debut, we intend to do well enough not to embarrass you. Of course....if it's harder for you to follow up an act that gets the audience fired up, we'll keep things toned down.” --Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation ep. 2)

“Because Eiri....never looks at me that way.” --Ayaka Usami (Gravitation ep. 5)

“Because I'm a good guy, I have one more piece of advice. If you don't want to kill yourself, you should probably stay away from Mercedes SLE's and SAAB Cabriolets. Because if you get in front of me again, I'll hit you, and then back over you for good measure.” --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation)

"But you and I, our hearts were both captured by Shuichi.  And in that sense, our interests should be the same." --K to Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 9)

Shuichi: "But Yuki's nice, so he might have just been humoring me."
Hiro: "Who would put up with you for a reason like that?"
(Gravitation ep. 11)

“Come to think of it, one of Ryuichi Sakuma's sayings went something like that. It was, 'What's success? Something tasty?' He's special. It's like he's already gone on to another world where talent doesn't matter,” --Sakano (Gravitation ep. 1)

“Dammit. There have been a lot of people in my life who wanted to monopolize me. But none of them have been as reckless, stupid, and pushy as you.” --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 4)

“Did you fall in love with him because of his looks and gender? Or wasn't it that the person you happened to fall for was bro'?” --Tatsuha Uesugi (Gravitation ep. 5)

“Did you get confused by that little kiss? I told you, I don't like men.” --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 2)

"Do you know what it means to me? How much I had emotionally invested in the prospect of seeing the moist slurping of male lips on male lips? Will this bazooka shell adequately enlighten you?" --Reiji to Suguru Fujisaki (Gravitation volume 12)

“Don't cry. If you cry you get hungry.” --Ryuichi Sakuma (Gravitation ep. 3)

“Eiri's dislike and distrust of people are in no small measure.” --Mika Seguchi (Gravitation ep. 6)

“First breaking and entering and now guest abuse, huh?” --Eiri Yuki to Tatsuha Uesugi (Gravitation ep. 5)

“Get drunk, cry, dance, or throw a tantrum. Pick one.” --Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation ep. 6)

Fujisaki (at gunpoint): “Have you never thought of respecting the will of the artist?”
K (cheerfully): “No! I have not!”
(Gravitation ep. 5)

“His source of energy is a great beauty, you know.” --Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation ep. 4)

“How can you be sarcastic when you're apologizing? YUKI! Don't CRY! That's cheating.” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation vol. 12)

Shuichi (hands K a hand broom as an apology): "How do you like this K-san?"
K: "Oh, this is splendid!  It'll be a breeze cleaning between the cracks."
(Gravitation ep. 7)

“I don't care what happens to me, but leave Yuki out of this. If you do anything to Yuki, I'll come after you. Even from beyond the grave.” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 6)

“I don't mind. I'll belong to you.” --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 5)

“I feel like I've been holding my breath for nothing. I thought you were this possessiveness personified sort of guy. But you're just a stupid nice guy.” --Tatsuha Uesugi (Gravitation ep. 5)

Yuki's dad (a monk): "I have not seen miss Ayaka in some time.  I hear she's grown into quite an accomplished woman."
Yuki (sitting in the temple in dress robes): "Accomplished woman, huh? I'm more interested in the size of her breasts."
(Gravitation ep. 7)

“I just came out of the closet for real, didn't I? And I did it with a smile. Hello Japan, I'm gay!” --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation vol. 6)

“I just realized that I love Yuki as much as I love to sing. This feeling.....I don't want to hide it from the world anymore.” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 5)

“I never met him before, and it's like he totally hated me.” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 1)

“I want to learn more about you on my own. I want to hear it from you.” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 6)

"I'll fire off a couple rounds and beat his spirit back into shape." --K (Gravitation ep. 9)

"I'm so glad you're on our side." --Hiroshi Nakano to K who's cocking his gun (Gravitation ep. 8)

“If you ever make him cry because of something other than his own stupidity, I won't forgive you.” --Hiroshi Nakano to Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 3)

“If you're looking to commit suicide, pick some other car.” --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 1)

“I'll never be able to forget it. Because he was just way too cool.” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 1)

“Is it because I'm a guy? I can't fall in love because we're famous? Is it wrong to want to be with the person you love?” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 6)

“Is it wrong to want to help out the person you love?” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 2)

Sakano: "Is this something we're better off not pursuing too deeply?"
K: "Well, a wise man never courts danger."
(Gravitation ep. 7)

"It is rough being with you, but I don't think it's all that bad either." --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 11)

"It's a little hard for me to watch you being twisted around Shindou's little finger." --Tohma Seguchi (Gravitation ep. 10)

“Just you watch, Hiroshi Nakano. I'll beat your attitude back into shape!” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 3)

"Living with Shuichi.  He really had a lot of courage." --Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation ep. 11)

“Man, and I had you all to myself all this time. I'd be unhappy if I had to give you up to some other guy.” --Hiroshi Nakano to Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 1)

"Man, Mr. Yuki is just beyond me.  I don't know why that man says things that are so easy to misunderstand." --Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation ep. 7)

Sakano: “Mr...Mr. President?”
Tohma: “No!”
Sakano: “But....But sir...”
(Gravitation ep. 1)

“Never mind Bad Luck. I wonder what the media and Yuki Eiri fans will think.” --Tachi Aizawa (Gravitation ep. 6)

“No matter how much effort I put into this, it's useless if the vocal is a half-wit.” --Suguru Fujisaki (Gravitation ep. 5)

"No matter what the people around them do, in the end they just choose each other." --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 10)

"Quiet!  I haven't cried in 6 years so I've got a splitting headache." --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 8)

“Rumor has it that Yuki Eiri is quite the ladies man. I wonder what he sees in Mr. Shindou.” --Suguru Fujisaki (Gravitation ep. 4)

Shuichi: “Say, Hiro. Ask me if something good happened.”
Hiro: “What?” (Long pause) “Did something good happen?”
Shuichi: “It's a se-cret.” (pause) “Say, 'Come on, don't say that. Tell me.'”
Hiro: “Come on, don't say that. Tell me.”
Shuichi: “I'm not telling!”
(Gravitation ep. 3)

“Shut up! I'm brilliantly beautiful 24/7 you hag!" --Shuichi Shindou to Reiji (Rage) (Gravitation vol. 10)

Shuichi: “So I'll be making my debut on the first stage Mr. Sakuma ever stood on? Maybe this is what they call destiny.”
Fujisaki: “It's called connections.”
(Gravitation ep. 5)

“So, now you're depressed? You're a busy guy.” --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 3)

Shuichi: “So, you got a grudge against me or something?”
Yuki: “Hell yes! You almost got my car wrecked.”
(Gravitation ep. 1)

"Sparkly, Shuichi.  Make the sparkly reach out." --Ryuichi Sakuma (Gravitation ep. 13)

“Sometimes, even when you think you're doing it for someone else, it ends up having been for yourself.” --Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation ep. 2)

“That day I met you on the street I should have just backed up my car and killed you.” --Eiri Yuki to Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation vol. 6)

"That smile.....he must be pretty angry." --Noriko Ukai (Gravitation ep. 11)

"That's right!  It's the million copies of our youth!" --Hiroshi Nakano and Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 10)

"The sailor uniform looked better, cosplay boy." --Eiri Yuki to Shuichi Shindou (in a dress) (Gravitation ep. 7)

"To tell you the truth, I feel like my brain is being constantly ransacked when I'm with you." --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 11)

“Tohma Seguchi, currently the president of our company, N-G, and once the keyboard player for Grasper! He has been called a genius, and the sight of him performing is still burned deeply into my brain.” --Sakano (Gravitation ep. 2)

"We can keep doing Bad Luck without Yuki." --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation ep. 12)

“We have a slight snag. My grandfather's dying wish was that I NOT KILL PEOPLE!!!” --Hiroshi Nakano to K (Gravitation)

"We should just take things to wherever they'll end up going. You're gay, we've got bazookas, and we need ten singles YESTERDAY" –Suguru Fujisaki (Gravitation vol. 11)

“Whatever you don't have in cash, I'll take in ass.” --Shopkeeper to Ryuichi Sakuma (Side story at the end of Gravitation vol. 11)

"When you go for it and fail, I'll be here to comfort you." --Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation ep. 11)

“Why are pretty people such dumbasses?!” --Shuichi Shindou to Eiri Yuki (Gravitation vol. 12)

“YEAH! WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER!! GET OVER IT! Does THAT answer your question?” --Shuichi Shindou (Gravitation vol. 6)

"You hurt my feelings, Aizawa.  Everyone says they find my eyes irresistible." --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 7)

Hiro: “You know, you being ok with it makes you one of the 'perverts' now.”
Fujisaki: “Yes indeedy, I'm damaged goods.”
(Gravitation vol. 12)

“You cry easily, you're loud, and you suck.” --Eiri Yuki (Gravitation ep. 6)

"You do better just by charging headlong then by thinking about it." --Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation ep. 11)

Sakano: “You shouldn't let it bother you.”
Shuichi: “It isn't bothering me. It's just that I need to find him again and make him apologize, or else....”
Hiro: “So it is bothering you?”
Sakano: “It IS bothering him.”
(Gravitation ep. 1)

Noriko: "You tricked Ryu three years ago and carried him off to America!  And now you just toss him aside for a younger guy!  Oh, poor Ryu!"
Ryuichi (calmly staring at K): "I'm to be pitied?"
K: "Stop that indecent nonsense!"
(Gravitation ep. 8)

“You'll go nowhere in the music business if you insist on maintaining your morals and your pride.” --K to Sakano (Gravitation vol. 6)

K: “You're wrong. I am your guide.”
Hiro: “Better not be a guide to heaven.”
K: “Yes. I will take you to a nice place.”
(Gravitation ep. 4)

Ryuichi: "You're wrong!  Tohma isn't angry, he's sad!  I wonder if he has a tummy ache or something."
Noriko: "And here I thought he'd said something profound for once."
(Gravitation ep. 11)

“You've got two seconds to convince me not to kick the shit out of you.” --Eiri Yuki to Hiroshi Nakano (Gravitation vol. 6)

No, wanna sell your soul