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Mai-HiME

"Haruka-san, let's take a tea break and calm down." --Reito Kanzaki (Mai-HiME ep. 2)

"He isn't the type who could fill his desires with lingerie. You see, he needs the contents." --Reito Kanzaki (Mai-HiME ep. 5)

"I can't make fun of things like that anymore. Let sleeping gods lie, right?" --Mai Tokiha (Mai-HiME ep. 7)

"I'm Mai. Tokiha Mai. Fully, truly his sister." --Mai Tokiha (Mai-HiME ep. 1)

"I'm trying to provide you, molester-offender, with an atmosphere for us to get along." --Mai Tokiha (Mai-HiME ep. 1)

"It's because you guys let those who corrupt public morals hang around that we have so many problems." --Haruka Suzushiro (Mai-HiME ep .2)

"It's morning! Oh, stupid me! I hate my abundant knowledge and curiosity!" --Midori Sugiura (Mai-HiME ep. 7)

Mai: "It's not here! Why? Why?"
Tate: "How would I know! What are you searching for, anyway?"
(Mai-HiME ep. 1)

Take: "Maybe you're possessed by something."
Mai: "You saw that?"
Take: "Huh?"
Mai: "Uhh...nevermind."
(Mai-HiME ep. 4)

Mai: "No more debts with each other."
Tate: "What are you talking about?"
Mai: "About sexual harrassment."
Tate: "It was not."
(Mai-HiME ep. 1)

"That's why you lost credibility when you were an intern, you were partying with medical alcohol." --Midori Sugiura (Mai-HiME ep. 8)

"There wasn't any bloodlust, so I forgot about it." --Mikoto Minagi (Mai-HiME ep. 5)

"Trespassing onto the Academy grounds during the off-hours with an unauthorized person; destroying the beautiful and peaceful courtyard; flashing everyone with your improper outfit; infecting students' pure eyes, senses, and morals; AND bringing dangerous objects to school!" --Haruka Suzashiro (Mai-HiME ep. 2)

"Visitor for the defendant...!" --Yuuichi Tate when going to see Mai Taniyama in the student council room (Mai-HiME ep. 2)

Mai: "Who are you really?"
Midori: "The hero of justice."
Mai: "That won't put food on the table, will it?"
(Mai-HiME ep. 7)

"Who's a molester?!" --Yuuichi Tate (Mai-HiME ep. 1)

"Why not get exorcised? Seriously, want me to introduce you to a place that does them cheap?" --Yuuichi Tate to Mai Tokiha (Mai-HiME ep. 3 )

"Yes, keep praying silently with your heart. If you do, you'll stop seeing things you can't control because of your overwhelming youth." --Sister to male students (Mai-HiME ep. 2)

Mai: "You're in charge!"
Tate: "Sure, if I'm alive!"
(Mai-HiME ep. 1)

the tidal-wave's pounding rhythm

Maison Ikkoku

"Don't make the error of blaming your inadequacies on us." --Yotsuya (Maison Ikkoku ep. 1)

"Don't stare at the crazy people, honey.  It's not polite." --Lady Shopper about the residents of Maison Ikkoku (Maison Ikkoku ep. 2)

"Have you no retentive factor at all?" --Yotsuya (Maison Ikkoku ep. 1)

"How am I supposed to concentrate with a half-naked girl in the house?!" --Yusaku Godai (Maison Ikkoku ep. 1)

"My eyes HAVE seen the glory, indeed.  Quickly, young Godai, come hither." --Yotsuya while peeping (Maison Ikkoku ep. 1)

Kyoko: "Shouldn't you review?"
Godai: "No, no! The rear view's fine."
(Maison Ikkoku ep. 1)

"That's odd.  He ususally comes out by the second verse." --Yotsuya (Maison Ikkoku ep. 1)

"Why bother, we're just gonna mess it up again anyway." --Akemi Roppongi to Yusaku Godai who's desperately trying to clean up his room (Maison Ikkoku ep. 1)

I'm tired of hearing NOISE

Mars

"By the way, it's my first time riding with a passenger. If we die, I'm sorry." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 1)

Takuya: "Don't go, Rei! What are we gonna do by ourselves?"
Rei: "How should I know? This isn't a menage-a-trois!"
(Mars vol. 1)

Harumi: "Hand me one of those dumbbells."
Girl: "Huh? Is the five pound one okay?"
Harumi: "That's fine. I'm just smashing some fingers."
(Mars vol. 1)

"I can't imagine the future's that great. It'd be more interesting to come to a crazy, flashy end." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 1)

"I don't really care what they say. Girls are at their best whn they're naked, period." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 1)

"I wonder if it's my imagination, but the sound a motorcycle makes, it sounds like crying." --Kira Aso (Mars vol. 1)

"I'll be in the book section. I'll do some free reading." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 2)

Takuya: "I'll drop a line to the awkward couple."
Rei: "Who's the awkward couple?"
(Mars vol. 1)

"If I can't use my right hand, I'll draw with my left. I could use either if I tried. I've even heard about a girl who drew with her feet because she had no hands. And someone who held a brush in her mouth because she had no feet. Or are you going to smash my mouth too?" --Kira Aso (Mars vol. 1)

"Is this what they mean by becoming 'a slave to love'?" --Kira Aso (Mars vol. 1)

Rei: "Morning!" *Grabs Takuya's neck*
Takuya: "Ah! My jugular!"
Rei: "Don't sulk like a baby."
(Mars vol. 1)

Tatsuya: "Nervous, huh? The guy who was called the king of eros, the walking sex organ, and the devil himself..."
Rei: "Shit! I hope I'm not regressing."
(Mars vol. 2)

"No one can believe I live in such a shit hole, but it's technically an office building." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 3)

"Only Rei can peel out and sound that good." --Kyoko (Mars vol. 1)

"People don't die from a litle lack of air." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 2)

Kira: "Rei, I don't mind you playing your Game Boy, but could you at least look up every now and then?"
Rei: "No. Mario'll die if I do that."
(Mars vol. 2)

"Rei, I think your beliefs are about as stable as a house of cards." --Takuya (Mars vol. 1)

"Relax, I just thought I'd sharpen this pencil. It's not like I was thinking about cutting your face up or anything." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 1)

"See what I mean? The problem's with me. I'm just slow and stupid. It's no wonder everyone gets annoyed." --Kira Aso (Mars vol. 1)

"Sorry for being sadistic." --Harumi Hamazaki (Mars vol. 2)

"Thanks for trusting me with your life." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 1)

"The conversation's going so fast I've got whiplash." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 1)

"The world's full of selfish people, and there's nothing you can do to save it!!" --Kira Aso (Mars vol. 1)

"There's always someone who cares. Someone who's live would simply stop. You just don't know it, or you haven't met them yet." --Kyoko (Mars vol. 1)

"There's nothing I can do about it. Men laugh on the outside, cry on the inside." --Takuya (Mars vol. 1)

"To be honest, I don't know how confident I am...seeing that I've never killed anyone before." --Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 1)

Rei: "What did you say, jackass?!"
Takuya: "Shut up, moron!"
Rei: "You're an idiot!"
Takuya: "And you're retarded!"
(Mars vol. 1)

Rei: "Why are you pulling on my shirt?"
Kira: "So we don't lose each other."
Rei: "LAME!"
(Mars vol. 2)

Takuya: "You're gonna give up girls? You, the king of erotica?"
Rei: "It's just lacking lately."
Takuya: "You sure you can give it up?"
Rei: "If you really believe in something, you can do anything."
Takuya: "Hey, it's the booby goddess."
Rei: "Huh? Where?"

"You're pretty on the outside, but scary on the inside." --Kenny to Rei Kashino (Mars vol. 3)

makes the acceleration go faster

Mars the Daybreak

"Gram. Junior. Go ahead and get the BALS started." --Ester Astrada (Mars the Daybreak ep. 3)

"Jeez, shut up, will you? This is a tender moment!!" --Achillies "Achi" Polandwood (Mars the Daybreak ep. 4)

"Let me clue you in to something. Of all the crazy nutjobs on this ship, the captain is the craziest one of all." --Yagami Arian (Mars the Daybreak ep. 5)

"Look pal, that's no ordinary BALS! That happens to be Grandpa!" --Crewman (Mars the Daybreak ep. 2)

"Mars is a dump!" --Vestimona Lauren (Mars the Daybreak ep. 1)

Gram: "Vector of Hope!? Where'd you get that stupid name from?"
Ester: "It's a hobby of the captains."
(Mars the Daybreak ep. 2)

Bon: "We've all been fired."
Gram: "What?! Aww, not again!"
(Mars the Daybreak ep. 1)

Ester: "What did I say?! Wait for my orders!"
Gram: "Well your orders are way too slow!"
(Mars the Daybreak ep. 2)

"Where's the fun in being a pirate if you can't be reckless?" --Captain Elizabeth Liati (Mars the Daybreak ep. 5)

Bon: "Why would they do something like that?"
Gram: "Because they're pirates!"
(Mars the Daybreak ep. 1)

"With the BALS I'm using, I won't keep you here for more than half a day." --Repairman (Mars the Daybreak ep. 4)

"You're gonna get wrinkles right here." --Captain Doolittle while tapping Vestemona Lauren on the forehead (Mars the Daybreak ep. 1)

nothing but velvet coins

Me and My Brothers

"Don't apologize for no reason. That makes it look like I bullied you!" --Takeshi Miyashita (Me and My Brothers vol. 1)

"Explain, Sakura-chan!! What's your relationship with THIS?!!" --Masashi Miyashita about Sakura Miyashita's classmate Suzuki (Me and My Brothers vol. 1)

"I won't be a part of your lame drama." --Sakura Miyashita (Me and My Brothers vol. 1)

"Living with four men you're not related to, and not getting enough sleep?! How wonderfully suspicious!" --Tanaka to Sakura Miyashita (Me and My Brothers vol. 1)

"Sounds great!! A harem of brothers!! Can't beat that!!" --Tanaka (Me and My Brothers vol. 1)

Sakura: "Why are you suddenly acting like a guy?! It's weird."
Masashi: "Because I am a guy, you know? It's a kind of occupational disease that I talk and act like a woman!"
(Me and My Brothers vol. 1)

Tsuyoshi: "Why the hell are you wearing a woman's yukata, huh?! Take it off!! My eyes are burning!!"
Masashi: "What? I just wanted to try it on, that's all. You won't find another man who looks this good in a woman's yukata, don't you know?"
Takashi: "Very true..."
Masashi: "And if you want to see my strip show, I can give you a special rate..."
(Me and My Brothers vol. 1)

"You don't need to feed me like a plant, Takeshi. I'll get chubby." --Sakura Miyashita (Me and My Brothers vol. 1)

"You're surprisingly independent for someone who looks like Abigail Breslin! I'm so proud of you!" --Masashi Miyashita (Me and My Brothers vol. 1)

Falling into an everyday routine

Midori Days

"Aaah! She's pulled out the big guns and wore a really nice outfit!" --Midori Kasunago (Midori Days ep. 7)

"Even though you're my right hand now, you're still a girl, and I have to protect you." --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 1)

"Hah!  I've been reduced to kids hitting on me." --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 2)

"Here is today's lunch.  Midori's Deluxe Hamburger Steak.  Look!  These little heart-shaped carrots inside the meat are the highlight." --Midori Kasunago (Midori Days ep. 3)

Midori: "Hey, Seiji, look at this toast I made. I toasted a heart in the center just for you."
Seiji: "I don't give a crap about hearts on toast, look at what time it is."
(Midori Days ep. 5)

"I don't care if you like me, it doesn't mean I'm gonna like you!  Not as my righ hand!  In fact, I think the whole thing is a little creepy." --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 1)

"I hate this, I don't wanna be a right hand." --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 8)

"I should have known.  Leave it to the west to include a sneezing gimmick in their puppets." --Shuichi Takamizawa (Midori Days ep. 4)

"I solemnly swear that with this plan, Seiji will be mine." --Takako Ayase (Midori Days ep. 7)

"I wish I could turn into your right hand..." --Shiori Tsukishima (Midori Days ep. 6)

Shiori: "I'd be happy to be your girlfriend any day."
Seiji: "Thank you, thank you.  I'll be sure to jot that down."
(Midori Days ep. 6)

"I'm Seiji Sawamura.  For 17 years and 2 months I've had no girlfriend.  Girls have turned me down for 20 straight times and counting..." --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 1)

Seiji: "It's not like I wanna see your tiny boobs."
Midori: "All right."
(Midori Days ep. 8)

Shiori: "It's okay, because we're on a date."
Seiji: "Aaaugh."
Midori: "D-date?"
Seiji: "Didn't I tell you to stop pouting?"
(Midori Days ep. 6)

Seiji: "Look, you dumbass! Open your eyes. Midori is attached to my right arm."
Takamizawa: "The more obstacles there are, the hotter love burns!"
(Midori Days ep.4)

"Real girls are brazen and impure.  They can never be how you want them to be.  I say small, cute, innocent dolls are much better." --Shuichi Takamizawa (Midori Days ep.4)

"Say hi to my demon right hand!" --Seji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 1)

"Shuichi here has finally fallen in love with a human girl, and that means something." --Midori Kasunago (Midori Days ep. 9)

Nishida-sensei: "Students should show respect to teachers."
Seiji: "I got your respect right here, asshole!"
(Midori Days ep. 5)

Midori: "That looks like a lot of fun."
Seiji: "Don't watch, or you'll catch the stupidity."
(Midori Days ep. 3)

"That's what I wanna know! Why are there tits on my right hand?" --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 1)

"The enchanted Rin big love love strategy.  The fun has only just begun!" --Rin Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 6)

"This is the Midori police.  Your heart is officially under arrest." --Midori in the figure shop trying on outfits (Midori Days ep.4)

"Those people seem pretty happy for being yelled at." --Midori Kasunago (Midori Days ep. 3)

"Three years of high school are going to end with no girlfriend but my right hand..." --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 1)

"Today, we asked 100 Takamizawa's what their ideal type was." --Announcer (Midori Days ep.4)

"Wait.  This is not happy.  There's nothing romantic about your right hand confessing it's love for you." --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 1)

"What a bitch of a sister." --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 6)

"What I want is a human girlfriend.  Not a right hand girlfriend!" --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 1)

Midori: "What's wrong, Seji?"
Seiji: "Nothing. I was just thinking about how sucky it is to be a right hand."
(Midori Days ep. 8)

"Why is there a girl in my sleeve?" --Seiji Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 1)

Midori: "With you being tiny, you look even cuter than before."
Seiji: "Shove it up your ass!"
(Midori Days ep. 8)

"Wow!  You're so well-proportioned!" --Midori Kasunago to Rin Sawamura (Midori Days ep. 3)

"You're the delinquent's delinquent." --Takako Ayase (Midori Days ep. 2)

Shiori: "You're treating me like a kid again."
Seiji: "That's because you ARE a kid."
(Midori Days ep. 6)

close to you

Minami-ke

"A close friend is starving and is about to collapse right before your eyes! Hasn't the idea of saving me ever crossed your mind?!" --Kana Minami (Minami-ke ep. 1)

"Entertaining me, worshipping me, and making me happy is what you're supposed to do as my younger sister." --Kana Minami to Chiaki Minami (Minami-ke ep. 1)

"He's a footwork specialist, so you can't win with a frontal attack." --Chiaki Minami to Kana Minami about the soccer player who wrote Kana a love letter (Minami-ke ep. 1)

"If it's just you who's in danger, we don't mind." --Chiaki Minami to Kana Minami (Minami-ke ep. 1)

"Keiko, until today I've never thought of myself as an idiot." --Kana Minami (Minami-ke ep. 1)

"Skill is what's needed for cooking. Love and ingredients come after that. However, not to mention you skills, your love points are zero as well." --Chiaki Minami (Minami-ke ep. 1)

Kana: "That said, where were you wandering all ths time, you bastard?"
Chiaki: "Giving logic that suits your needs and calling me a bastard on top of that, you bitch?! You're a goner."
(Minami-ke ep. 1)

"Today is Sunday, the most free day of the week. To reassure myself of this freedom, I'll start by...going back to sleep." --Kana Minami (Minami-ke ep. 1)

Chiaki: "What I'm bothered about is this part about you being full of vigor and energy."
Haruka: "Doesn't that describe Kana well?"
Kana: "Yup! That's my only good point!"
Haruka: "It's not something to boast about."
(Minami-ke ep. 1)

"What will happen if I go to school? Are you saying that the desires of the body and soul will be fulfilled?" --Kana Minami (Minami-ke ep. 1)

"With this call, the dining table will regain it's smile." --Chiaki Minami while calling for take-out (Minami-ke ep. 1)

"You know of my cooking skills, don't you? If you forsake me here, you know what's going to happen. You'll be feeling great after finishing your homework and you'll be starving, and a dish you've never tasted before will come after you. There are seconds, too! I'll have you swallow all of it!" --Kana Minami (Minami-ke ep. 1)

Please show me

Mobile Suit Gundam Seed (Now with commentary!)
*Many of these are funnier if you say them out loud*

"Ades, the problem should be viewed from a more important perspective.  Ours." --Rau LeCreuset (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 7)

"Cooling stage ceased.  Attitude good." --Ship crew person (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 1)

Badgiruel: "Do you have a plan?"
LaFlaga: "I'm getting ready to think about it."
(Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 4)

"Eurasia is supposed to be an ally!" --Sai Argyle (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 6)

LaFlaga: "Have you seen the way he wrote the OS?  An ordinary human being couldn't possibly understand it."
Badgiruel: "Then...make him change it back to the.....in any case--"
(Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 3)

"I assure you that someone like you would be welcomed--even in Eurasia." --Commandant (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 6)

"I wonder if everything will go exactly as planned." --Lieutenant Mu LaFlaga (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 4) *Of COURSE it won't. But I did hope that the show would surprise me and it would...*

"I would have to say that even Eurasia would be sympathetic to our situation." --Ensign Natarle Badgiruel (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 4) *It's funnier if you don't know what's going on in the series....which I didn't*

"If I don't take a shower twice a day, I can't go on living!!" --Flay Allster (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed vol. 2)

"Let's go! Crying won't help you now!!" --Kira Yamato (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed vol. 1)

Athrun: "So I'm to go out and rescue her, then come back playing the part of the hero."
LeCreuset: "Or, come back, and in a public display, weep bitter tears over her still corpse."
(Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 8)

Kira: "Sure I piloted the thing twice, but I had no choice. Look, I don't want people saying that I'm a soldier or anything."
LaFlaga: "So, when the fighting starts again and you refuse to use it, are those gonna be your last words?"
(Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 4)

"This does not look good.  Step away from the GINN." --Lieutenant Murrue Ramius (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 2) *See note above about reading out loud*

"We have confirmed that the total enemy combat force is ONE mobile suit." --ZAFT com officer (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 5)

"We're about to deal a severe blow to those still clinging to the planet's surface." --Guy at the beginning of the series that I don't know (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 1)

"We're in the middle of a war here. Between PLANTS and Earth." --Lieutenant Murrue Ramius (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 2) *See note above about reading out loud*

"Wow!  What an unmitigated disaster." --Commander Mu LaFlaga (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed ep. 3) *Understatement of the year*

"You and your lifepods. This is starting to become a habit." --Ensign Natarle Badgiruel to Kira Yamato (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed vol. 2)

Kira: "You're...a...girl?!"
Cagalli: "What the hell did you think I was?"
Kira: "Well...y'see..."
(Mobile Suit Gundam Seed vol. 1)

The worst and uber-horrible days

The Moon and Sandals
Yaoi Manga

"At this point, we don't have the luxury of being considerate towards you--of leaving you alone because you're not a people person. You've got a whopping grade rank percentile of 81--don't be so stingy! Our backs are up against the wall now, too." --Classmates to Toyo Narumi (The Moon and Sandals vol. 1)

Girl: "Huh? Gay manga? I'm not really into those--why don't you ask someone in the manga club?"
Kobayashi: "Do those actually provide reference for the real thing?"
Girl: "G...Gee, I don't know."
Kobayashi: "No good, you think?"
Girl: "Uhh...probably...not much..."
Kobayashi: "'Kay. Never mind then."
(The Moon and Sandals vol. 1)

"The cowlick in his hair, his bargain-basement-looking polo shirt, his crappy handwriting on the chalkboard...ohh! Anyway--he's just plain cute!! You don't need a reason to love!!" --Koichi Kobayashi (The Moon and Sandals vol. 1)

Narumi: "This is NOT broccoli! Broccoli doesn't taste like this!"
Kobayashi: "Stop sounding like a commercial for low-tar cigarettes!!"
(The Moon and Sandals vol. 1)

"You didn't do anything wrong. I don't hit the innocent." --Toyo Narumi (The Moon and Sandals vol. 1)

Chase after

         


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