Index

• Paradise Kiss
• Passion
• Planetes
• Prince of Tennis

Paradise Kiss

"Ack! I'm going to be killed by a giant drag queen!" --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"Arashi wins. Bullets are more lethal than swords." --Arashi Nagase (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"But George...your many actions and violent language deviate from the stereotypical hero." --Isabella (Paradise Kiss vol. 3)

George: "Can I kiss you?"
Yukari: "We're in the middle of a convention."
(Paradise Kiss vol. 3)

"Caroline, you like George enough to defend him like this?" --Miwako Sakurada (Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

"Don't make out when you have people waiting for you." --Arashi Nagase (Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

"Don't stick that thing in my bum, you poof!" --Arashi Nagase (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"Don't worry. Just work on improving that scream. Think sexy!" --Johji "George" Koizumi to Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

Classmate: "Hey, Tokumori! You can't talk to girls about their hair. That's sexual harassment. She'll complain."
Tokumori: "Why? I was complimenting her...this is a hard world to live in."
(Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"I can smell incense. Is this what death is like? What a short and meaningless life." --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"I feel like I've fallen straight into a trap set by the boss character." --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

Yukino: "I know what's going on...you've found a younger woman!"
George: "That would be dad who found a younger woman, but don't change the subject, mom."
(Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

"I mean, don't these people work? What the hell?! It's not even the weekend!" --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"I see. Then you're just here to wank us off?! We're busy here." --Arashi Nagase (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"I'm bi! Come one and all!" --Johji "George" Koizumi (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"I'm talking about stereotypical girls' manga. No matter how counterintuitive it is, you have to hold out until the end, or do it where the readers can't see you." --Isabella (Paradise Kiss vol. 3)

"If I don't grow as a person, I'll never learn to be more attractive." --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka (Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

Yukari: "If I, the heroine, should fall in love with another man, you'd be just another character."
George: "Is that so?"
Isabella: "That's how most girls' comics are."
(Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

"It must be because we don't have chocolate-banana parfait at the studio." --Miwako Sachida (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"It's like a brain tumor or something." --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka about liking Johji "George" Koizumi (Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

"Like a video game, the last one to appear is always the boss character." --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka when she meets Johji "George" Koizumi (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"Miwako, will you graduate from kindergarten?" --Arashi Nagase (Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

"Nice veil. It almost hides the fact that she's a man." --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"Of course they didn't get it! You can't expect the public to go for that Nancy Boy get-up!" --Arashi Nagase to Johji "George" Koizumi (Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

Arashi: "Our school is famous!"
Yukari: "For enrolling nothing but nutbags."
(Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"Poor mother...not only does her daughter lie to her, but she bad-mouths her as well." --Johji "George" Koizumi (Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

"Stop aiming for my bum." --Arashi Nagase (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"Stop rushing me. I want to take my time falling in love with you." --Johji "George" Koizumi (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"'Style matters, even when it comes to murder.'" --Johji "George" Koizumi (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

Suguru: "Ten bucks for my silence."
Yukari: "Suguru, he is NOT my boyfriend."
Suguru: "Unrequited love? Half-price then."
(Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

Isabella: "That's Carrie's thought bubble. You shouldn't be reading that."
George: "Is that so? I usually don't read manga, so I didn't know."
(Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

"There's a face on my octopus weiner." --Johji "George" Koizumi (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"True love isn't based on logic in the first place." --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka (Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

Arashi: "What are you two saying? Yukari is going to be living in hell!"
George: "Are you so sad that I'll be living with a woman, Arashi?"
(Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

"What's more, in our story Seiji's from the Glitter Planet, so he's already an old man." --Miwako Sachida (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"Wrong place! I'm in hell!" --Yukari "Caroline" Hayasaka (Paradise Kiss vol. 1)

"Yay, it's my phone!" --Miwako Sakurada(Paradise Kiss vol. 2)

if I believe in something, can I be with you again?

Passion
Yaoi Manga

"Being a playboy is a good lifestyle. I know you're very popular." --Nurse Morikawa (Passion vol. 1)

"But love, if not responded to, is also enjoyable." --Nurse Morikawa (Passion vol. 1)

"Crime doesn't respect neither girl nor boy." --Shima-sensei (Passion vol. 1)

"I think I understand a little how a stalker thinks." --Hikaru Umino (Passion vol. 1)

"I think it'd be better if he simply just hates me." --Hikaru Umino (Passion vol. 1)

"Shit. Even if I avoid him...I still friggin' love him." --Hikaru Umino (Passion vol. 1)

There's a temptation I hadn't expected would be so incomprehensible

“When people put their minds to it they can marry OR buy spaceships.” --Hatchirota “Hachimaki” Horoshino (Planetes ep. 2)

In your own way

Prince of Tennis

"Aah, Kaidoh.  You're looking cheerful as ever, I see." --Sadaharu Inui (Prince of Tennis ep. 4)

Mr. Kawamura: "By the way Sir! Thank you for taking care of Takashi! How about a real drink?!"
Tezuka: "Uh...I'm the captain."
(Prince of Tennis vol. 5)

Horio: "Does your mother know you cheat?"
Senpai: "Shut up! My mother has nothing to do with this!"
(Prince of Tennis ep. 2)

Horio: "Hey, Echizen, where'd you learn how to do all those tennis tricks?"
Ryoma: "At a temple."
(Prince of Tennis ep. 2)

Ryoma: "Hey, Horio. A week's worth of orange soda will do."
Horio: "Th-three day's worth!!"
Ryoma: "Want it to be a month's worth?"
(Prince of Tennis vol. 6)

"Hey. Sorry to interrupt you while you're talking to yourself...but do you think you could serve sometime today?" --Ryoma Echizen (Prince of Tennis vol. 5)

"I think you better check your face, Kachiro." --Katsuo Mizuno (Prince of Tennis ep. 4)

"If I hit it a hundred times, will you give me a million yen?" --Ryoma Echizen (Prince of Tennis ep. 2)

"My goodness.  Sounds like she needs medical help." --Saori Shiba about Tomoka Osakada (Prince of Tennis ep. 4)

"Nanjiro's son.  Show them.  Shock the whole world!!" --Coach Sumire Ryuzaki (Prince of Tennis vol. 4)

*Yukino's understatement of the year quote 2007* "Oh.  I'm a loser too." --Satoshi Horio (Prince of Tennis ep. 2)

Shiba: "So if you serve just right, you could hit your opponent in the head and knock him out?"
Inoue: "Yeah, but...mmm...that's practically impossible."
(Prince of Tennis ep. 2)

"That kid.  I'm gonna make him pay.  Him and his hat." --Masashi Arai (Prince of Tennis ep. 3)

"That kid's crazier than I am." --Takeshi Momoshiro about Ryoma Echizen (Prince of Tennis ep. 4)

"The only thing worse than a loser who cheats is a bad loser who cheats." --Ryoma Echizen (Prince of Tennis ep. 2)

Kikumaru: "They played the kind of tennis I hate."
Inui: "You mean they were attacking your weakness?"
(Prince of Tennis vol. 6)

Ryoma: "This is why I hate adults."
Sasabe: "Get ready to hate 'em even more!!"
(Prince of Tennis vol. 5)

Kachiro: "What's a kick serve?  Can we learn how to do it?"
Katsuo: "Will it hurt?"
(Prince of Tennis ep. 2)

"When you don't have it, I guess you have to take it." --Ryoma Echizen (Prince of Tennis ep. 3)

"When you said you went to Nationals, did you mean you bought a ticket and watched?" --Ryoma Echizen (Prince of Tennis vol. 5)

"You're swinging like an over-caffeinated gorilla.  Your arms are flailing as if possessed." --Coach Sumire Ryuzaki to Kaoru Kaidoh (Prince of Tennis vol. 4)

stretch out your arms