Index

• Saiyuki
• Saiyuki Reload
• Shadow Star
• Suki
• Sukisho

Saiyuki

Sanzo: "A spoiled child develops bad habits, Hakkai."
Gojyo: "Spoken like a good mommy."
Sanzo: "Do you guys have a death wish?"
(Saiyuki vol. 3)

Sanzo: "All right--Who said he was on the top floor?"
Hakkai: "Let's just pray we don't land on spikes, Sanzo."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

Goku: "An' Sanzo likes his ramen stale, yeah?"
Hakkai: "As odd as that is. Although I suppose there are people in this world that like soggy cookies and flat soda."
Gojyo: "Like old farts."
Sanzo: "Shut it."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

"And I, ah...convinced Gojyo to let me stay with him. He needs help remembering garbage day. It's a reason for concern." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 5)

“And so it once more comes to eating in the end.” –Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 1)

"And thus it's proven, Gojyo--you are a curse." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"And...um...crap, I ran outta things to say." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 9)

"Apparently those 'immortality' rumors were nothing more than hearsay." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 6)

Gojyo: "Are you makin' fun of me?"
Sanzo: "I will once we've fixed this."
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

"As long as you're alive, there'll be plenty of sunsets for you to watch." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 4)

"Bombshell or not, I don't entertain guy requests." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 5)

"But, Hakkai! Can I eat in hell? Do we get seven meals a day like we should?" --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Goku: "But I'm so hungry, I have rigor mortis!"
Gojyo: "How the hell's THAT supposed to get you pizza?"
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

Hakkai: "But let's be realists, Gojyo. If we honestly evaluate the power he controls, we cannot beat that man."
Gojyo: "Maybe not. But we're going again anyway, right?"
Hakkai: "There's no way around it, really."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

Goku: “Cool Hakkai! Show me how to do that!”
Hakkai: “It takes concentration, you wouldn’t like it.”
(Saiyuki vol. 1)

“Cool...yeah, sure. If by cool you mean ass-sucking.” --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Crud, Hakkai. Quit making me look bad." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 6)

"Damn. Are we in a campaign week I wasn't aware of?" --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 4)

"Damn. Now I look immature. Way to weasel out my thoughts." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 2)

Sanzo: "Damn. This is excessively annoying."
Gojyo: "Sanzo...'excessively's gotten old already."
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

“Do enlighten your foolish underling, Lord, as to what in the blue fuck is going on!” --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Lirin: "Do they not know they're enemies?"
Gojyo: "And what about you two?"
Sanzo: "Shut up and die."
(Saiyuki vol. 3)

"Do you remember the old adage 'The mouth is the source of disaster'? You'd better heed it. Though if you like, you may continue your speech in hell." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 2)

"Don't eat Jeep--we need him to travel." --Genjyo Sanzo to Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"Don't just assume people are dead, nimrod." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

“Don't put words in my mouth! You and the Junior High newspaper committee can go screw yourselves.” --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

“Eat quietly dammit! QUIETLY!” –Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 1)

Sanzo: "'Eating a priest will extend your lifespan.' She said it's a sort of Youkai legend."
Hakkai: "Ah. That would make a Sanzo, the highest priest, like the best medicine in the world."
Gojyo: "Shit. Is that really true?"
Sanzo: "Hell if I know. Having never been eaten, I wouldn't know."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

Sanzo: “Even if I killed you, you wouldn’t stay dead.”
Goku: “Well, yeah. That’s cause I’m rechargeable.”
(Saiyuki vol. 1)

After the spider-demon transforms:
Goku: “Ewww…I bet that thing tastes GROSS!”
Gojyo: “It must be nice thinking the way you do.”
(Saiyuki vol. 1)

Shop owner: "Excuse me? I hope that's not as violent as it sounds."
Hakkai: "Truth be told, it is."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

Hakkai: "Explosives too?"
Yaone: "Please just die!"
(Saiyuki vol. 2)

"Faster, Hakkai! You drive like an old man!" --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 2)

"Feel free to shoot Gojyo as much as you like when we find him." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"First the barrier from hell. Then the mountain with no trail. And now, the icing on the cake--the longest goddamn staircase in the history of mankind." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Funnel that hate into survival. Be strong like I know you can be." --Kanzeon Bosatsu to Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 3)

"Give me my gun back. I don't want your idiocy getting all over it." --Genjyo Sanzo to Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Gojyo: "Goddamit! Stop shooting at me, ya damn priest!"
Sanzo: "I shoot what's in the way, you filthy cockroach."
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

"Goddamn subtext. My brother was an ass." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

Sanzo: "Gojyo!"
Gojyo: "Hell. I'm not into guys on toppa me."
Sanzo: "Stow the wisecracks, jackass. Get my gun!"
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

Gojyo: "Goku, go get 'er! You're the closest in size."
Goku: "Why me?! Hakkai's better with kids!"
Hakkai: "But Gojyo's better with women."
Gojyo: "That is NOT a woman."
(Saiyuki vol. 3)

"Goku! If it helps to inspire you, pretend he's the real one!" --Cho Hakkai while fighting a fake Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Great...everyone's feeling WITTY too." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

Gojyo: "Ha! I've figured out your pattern--you'll never hit me now, moron!"
Sanzo: "Can't you see I missed on purpose, peabrain?"
Gojyo: "Eat me! I knew from the start of this ass-sucking quest that we'd never get along!"
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

Sanzo: "Hakkai! Goku! We're cleaning up this mess and then back-tracking again!"
Hakkai: "I agree!"
Sanzo: "We're going to find that son-of-a-bitch...so I can BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT!"
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

Goku: "Hakkai! Ya said he wasn't cold-hearted."
Hakkai: "I also said, 'I think'."
(Saiyuki vol. 6)

"Hakkai's....BADASS! Or rather...Hakkai's scary." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Hakkai: "Having realized the truth, please cooperate a bit. You'll be a nuisance otherwise."
Sanzo: "Your personality's gone down the tubes."
(Saiyuki vol. 6)

"He's so close to perfect it almost makes me cry. I think some sort of coming-out bash is in order for our prince." --Ni Jiyani (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Heh, yeah--they suck pretty bad. And if we're talking good and evil, they're definitely closer to evil. And they're annoying as hell--there's no denying that. But y'know...that's not what it's all about." --Sha Gojyo about the others (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"Here. Since I've never given anyone a gift before...they're kind of a collectors item." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 3)

"Hey. Fainting after healing someone is pretty pathetic." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 4

Goku: "Hey, Hakkai. Did Sanzo really shoot you back there?"
Sanzo: "No. I aimed around him, thank you very much."
Hakkai: "Indeed. And I hardly care about the grazing."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

Goku: "Hey! I wasn't done talkin'"
Sanzo: "And yet my ears are already exhausted."
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

Goku: "Hey. I'm hung--"
Sanzo: "Silence."
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Hey! Take this, ass-face!" *he attacks* "That worked crappy." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Gojyo: "Hey, this is your fault, you stupid monkey!!"
Goku: "Why is it my fault? You're the one who..."
Sanzo: "Die! Just die!!"
(Saiyuki vol. 2)

Goku: "Hey! Tours come with food, don't they?"
Gojyo: "The 'Kill Sanzo and Company with Fervor and Zeal' tour. I at least want a tour guide with some T & A."
Hakkai: "Perhaps the whole issue of 'food' is where our part comes in."
(Saiyuki vol. 4)

Goku: “His huge attitude makes me sick. Minus 20 points.”
Hakkai: “Poor maniacal laugh. Minus 15.”
(Saiyuki vol. 1)

Rikudo: "Hmph. So you lived, I see."
Sanzo: "And you're alone. How very suicidal."
(Saiyuki vol. 3)

Sanzo: "How about a refill?"
Hakkai: "Help yourself."
Sanzo: "Damn it all to hell."
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

"How can you squeeze in vulgar jokes at a time like this?" --Genjyo Sanzo to Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 3)

"Hunh. Look at that. It's been quite a while since I sliced something up. It feels so nice to unwind." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 4)

"Huzzah! We'll go down like men and leave pretty corpses." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

"I didn't think heaven would accept us. And yet, hell has proven to be terribly plain." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"I don't get eaten--I eat." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 4)

"I don't know what he had to do. But once he's done it, he'll probably die. He seems the type." --Sha Gojyo about Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 5)

Gojyo: "I don't remember anyone saying they were ready to die."
Hakkai: "I thought you did earlier."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

"I don't remember asking you to care." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"I finally remembered. I tend to repress things that piss me off, so it took a while." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

Hakkai: "I guess I could wish for my family's health and safety."
Gojyo: "You an old man or something?"
(Saiyuki vol. 6)

"I just can't pass up an opportunity to see Hakkai depressed." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 4)

Goku: “I need recharging.”
Sanzo: “That’s nothing to be proud of.”
(Saiyuki ep. 1)

"I never thought sand could scare the shit out of me." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 6)

Gojyo: "I want two beers."
Hakkai: "Fine. And you?"
Goku: "Motsu-yaki! Mm, yeah!"
Sanzo: "Eat some vegetables!"
(Saiyuki vol. 2)

“I’d love to see that kid’s face if he knew Sanzo was packin’ a gun.” –Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 1)

"I'd rather not. It's the last thing on my 'fun' list." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"I'm an ass. If a guy wants to die that bad, I'm not gonna just let 'im." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 4)

"I'm going west, obviously. And I'm going to sleep. Anyone who wakes me up dies." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 3)

Hakkai: "I'm here to inquire about your condition now that you're awake."
Sanzo: "I feel like shit."
(Saiyuki vol. 6)

Gojyo, Sanzo, & Hakkai: "I'm HUNGRY."
Goku: "I'm--Wha?!"
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

"I'm in a VERY shitty mood right now, so don't say I didn't warn you." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 6)

"I'm not gonna say this more than once, kid. Move it or get shot!" --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"If I was gonna lie, I'd tell a better one." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 2)

"If you want me dead, now's your goddamn chance." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 6)

“If you want my attention, make some goddamn sense.” --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"If your ass studied under me, I wouldn't give you anything." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

"In case you didn't notice, we're fantastic at getting distracted." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Girls: "Is there some other woman, Gojyo?"
Gojyo: "I wish. Though I did get close to this gorgeous blonde who was a real bitch...and this other tart who's a bit lacking in the brains department. And that's not counting the tragic and emotionally screwed beauty."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

"...Is today unlucky for Scorpios or somethin'?" --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"Isn't there a 'Sanzo Union' or something?" --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"It doesn't matter who we meet. You, Gojyo, are a curse." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"It would appear that your estimation of me was royally screwed up." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 4)

"It's like that fantasy I keep having. I get to pull the trigger on your rage-inspiring face." --Genjyo Sanzo while fighting a fake Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"It's not gross if it tastes good, moron. There's nothing wrong with a lot of ingredients." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

Gojyo: "Jack of all trades and master of none?"
Hakkai: "I guess that's me."
Gojyo: "Then join the club."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

Gojyo: "Just quit thinking about it, Hakkai. It'll turn you bald."
Hakkai: "Oh my. That could be bad."
Gojyo: "I know, right? Just look at Sanzo. He hides it, but right around here--"
(Saiyuki vol. 4)

"Knock it off, pissant! I'm freaking sick of you biting me!" --Sha Gojyo to Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 6)

"Let's just leave his turncoat ass. This is more trouble than it's worth." --Genjyo Sanzo about Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Listen to me, you psychotic shit-mouth. Maybe you think this life and death stuff is all just a game. But I've got news for you, we're gambling here, and we're not doing it with our lives." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

Sanzo: "Live honorably and the bullets will miss."
Gojyo: "You're one to talk, you dirty little priest."
(Saiyuki vol. 6)

"Look at that. Those who specialize in eating DO have abnormal strength." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 4)

“Look, God, psychopath—I don't care what the hell you are. I dragged myself here so I could kill your cosplaying ass.” --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

Gojyo: "Lord Sanzo, you're my hero."
Sanzo: "I'm murdering you as soon as we're free."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

Gojyo: "Losing MONDO sucks."
Sanzo: "Don't say mondo."
(Saiyuki vol. 4)

"Man--I got hungry for nothin'." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a building. Today really blows." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 4)

"Man, lookit th' sun! It looks yuuuumy. Like orange juice." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 4)

Sanzo (to Hakkai about Gojyo): "May I shoot him?
Hakkai: "Somehow, I don't think one shot would cut it."
(Saiyuki vol. 2)

"Maybe nobody told you. You can't kill God." --Kami-sama (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"Maybe you forgot what I said yesterday. When I say no more setbacks, I MEAN no more setbacks." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

Sanzo: "Mayonnaise. That's usually in ramen, isn't it?"
Gojyo: "Not usually."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

"Me? Ah, I'm just a pervert!" --Ni Jianyi (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"My leg needs meat for dinner." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 4)

Goku: "No way. We died?"
Hakkai: "I'm afraid so."
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

"Now that it's over, everything hurts." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

Hakkai: "Oh no, Sanzo. It was all your wonderful acting. I honestly thought I'd killed you. Ha Ha."
Sanzo: "Now you're asking for death."
(Saiyuki vol. 4)

Goku: "Oi! You jerk! You ate my flippin' gyoza!"
Gojyo: "Did not. Did your eyes go stupid, too?"
(Saiyuki vol. 6)

Goku: "OOOOW! Dammit! That hurt more'n usual!"
Sanzo: "You're imagining things."
Goku: "LIAR! It hurt twice as bad!"
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Oy. Sexual Harassment Kappa." --Genjyo Sanzo to Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 2)

"Please don't use holy magic on civilians." --Cho Hakkai to Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 2)

Hakkai: "Please sit back, as I'm planning to accelerate."
Sanzo: "That would have been helpful about three seconds ago."
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

Monks: "Priest Sanzo, where are you going? There's still business you haven't--"
Sanzo: "Shut up and go to hell."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

"Quit underestimating us, you little snot. Do you really think we suck so hard that you could kill us?" --Sha Gojyo to Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 6)

Goku: "Sanzo! Do we really--"
Sanzo: "Can it. Another word out of you and you're dead."
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

Goku: "S-Sanzo?"
Sanzo: "Hn. And maybe a little...Hn."
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Sensei said that stubborn boys never get the girls." --Kami-sama (Saiyuki vol. 9

Gojyo: "Shit on a goddamn cracker."
Sanzo: "Anyone dead?"
Hakkai: "I don't believe so?"
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

"Shit on a goddamn stick!" --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"Sh-shut up. The attack on Kinzan Temple...may have been my fault. But don't b-blame your possession on me." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 3)

"'sides, I'm already planning on dying during sex. I'd never let someone as stupid as you kill me." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 6)

Gojyo: "Smoke and morons always rise to high places."
Sanzo: "I'm not dropping my stick for THAT douchebag."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

"So he's a hobby man besides being a perverted psycho." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 4)

Sanzo: "So you're already immortal. Why bother eating me?"
Lian Li: "After you came all the way here? Not eating you would be rude."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

"So you're the last, are you? That was 10 minutes of my busy life I'm never getting back." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"Sowing seeds is a choice you make for yourself. But DO NOT sow the ones that become a pain in MY ass, dammit." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Gojyo (as the other three are kicking him): "Stop it, goddammit! What the hell is wrong with you?"
Hakkai: "What, indeed. Didn't I warn you that using cans as ashtrays would earn you retribution?"
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

Sanzo: "Stop playing around and eat! You're wasting time."
Goku: "But Gojyo--"
Gojyo: "But this monkey--"
Sanzo: "DEATH!"
(Saiyuki vol. 6)

"Take your asses down a notch. This is MY problem. I don't want your dirty fingers in it." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

Goku: "T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K?"
Hakkai: " Don't worry, Goku. It just means we gang up."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

Goku: "That stupid trap on th' fifth floor scorched my cape."
Hakkai: "The maze on the seventh floor was my personal favorite."
Gojyo: "Nuh-uh. Definitely the goddamn TIGER on floor ten. Are we there yet?"
Sanzo: "I wanna find the pisslick who designed this place."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

"That...sucked...lots." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Sanzo: "The grave is pleasantly cool."
Gojyo & Goku: "W-we'll shut up. Damn."
Hakkai: "I'm afraid they would rot before they could enjoy it."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

Gojyo: "The nimrod let himself get eaten? But he was a frickin' Sanzo."
Hakkai: "A Sanzo isn't necessarily offensively powerful. I'm sure he was a proper, upright, normal Sanzo."
Gojyo & Goku: "Ooooh. So that's why."
Sanzo: "Are you implying something?"
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

“The scars from their pasts will be the spider’s thread that binds you all together.” –Sanbutshin (Saiyuki vol. 1)

Hakkai: "Then shall we make a bet?"
Gojyo: "Whoever dies before we make it to the city loses."
Sanzo: "We're gonna need a loser penalty with that."
Hakkai: "The loser is rolled out onto the main street, naked."
Gojyo: "With nothing on but a nipple ring."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

“There’s nothing to worry about. I am the same as you. Well, perhaps not…but we’re roughly the same.” –Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki ep. 1)

Kinkaku: "They're not your friends? Then why are you with such terrible people?"
Gojyo (in thought): "Good question. And why's this kid hitting all my pain buttons?"
(Saiyuki vol. 6

"This garbage is all your fault! Sanzo's all pissy, Hakkai's frickin' scary...an' I spent the afternoon gettin' painted on!" --Son Goku while fighting a fake Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

"This is the FIRST and LAST time I bring a dude to my bed." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 5)

"This is the Genjyo Sanzo version of 'muichi motsu'." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

"This isn't what I expected. Hell is rather anti-climactic." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 5)

"...This one is the accelerator, right?" --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 9)

"This pulling punches garbage is a pain in the ass!" --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Gojyo: "TIME OUT! Do you even have a license, Sanzo?!"
Sanzo: "Good question."
Gojyo: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

"To think you'd get stuck so soon. You guys really do suck." --Kanzeon Bosatsu (Saiyuki vol. 3)

"Unfortunately, these days I've gotten tired of masochism." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 4)

"Wait. That's your 'ulterior motive' face." --Cho Hakkai to Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 5)

Goku: "We can't die before Sanzo does."
Hakkai: "Indeed we can't."
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

"Welcome to life. Everything's a useless struggle until you die." --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 5)

Gojyo: "Well, do you like the cut?"
Sanzo: "Better than your pathetic angst."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

"Well, we haven't been attacked by assassins in days. At least it's rather peaceful." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 6)

“We're dyin' an' I'm hungry. This sucks.” --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 9)

“We're off to pick a fight with God.” --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 9)

(About Gojyo)
Goku: "Whadda we do if he's already dead?"
Sanzo: "I'll drag him from hell and kill him again."
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

Servant: "What are you doing now, Bosatsu?"
Bosatsu: "What I feel like."
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

Ni: "What do you think, mistress?"
Gyokumen: "I give him an 85. He still got blood on me."
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

Hakkai: "What on earth are you doing, Sanzo?!"
Sanzo: "Experimenting! So shut it!"
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

"What part of 'execution for noise' didn't you understand?!" --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 6)

Goku: "What th' heck is THAT?"
Hakkai: "The boss character, it would seem."
(Saiyuki vol. 7)

Gojyo: "What's gotten into you? I thought you were too high-and-mighty to drive!"
Sanzo: "Shut your trap. I'm not about to let half-dead assholes drive me to my grave."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

Goku: "Why didn't you say something earlier?"
Hakkai: "I did try to stop you, if you recall."
(Saiyuki vol. 6)

"Why's everything tryin' to kill me when I'm already dead?!" --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 7)

“Will you two give it a rest? Or do I need to make you get out and RUN to India?” –Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 1)

Hakkai: "Would you like a scary story to cool you off? I know plenty."
Goku: "Uh, no. The last person I want freaking me out is you, Hakkai."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

Guy: "Wow. Lookit the bombshell we've got here. You dig men, priesty? I'll tell you about green eyes, but then YOU'VE gotta...."
Sanzo (with his gun to the man's head): "I've 'gotta' what? Shit-eating mother-fucker."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

Goku: "Wow! She came all the way here to eat a Sanzo? SANZO'S MUST TASTE AWESOME!"
Gojyo: "I wish it sounded like you're kidding."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

Lord Kougaji: "You climbed up here?"
Sanzo: "And tore my robes in the process, thank you."
(Saiyuki vol. 2)

"You guys suck. I don't have any stinkin' secrets. You don't tell me anything." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 2)

"You know what I just realized? This all started because that shit-for-brains bailed on us!" --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 8)

Hakkai: “You know what they say: 'If you're going to eat the poison, you might as well eat the plate.'”
Goku: “But plates don't taste good.”
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

"You little creep! You killed us! You SUCK!" --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"You piece of shit priest! You can't just shoot a kid!!" --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"You ROCK! No matter how hungry I get, I'll never eat you!" --Son Goku to Hakuryu (Saiyuki vol. 4)

“You two are just clumps of carnality, aren’t you?” –Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki vol. 1)

Sanzo: "Your claws weren't sharp enough, Hakkai."
Gojyo: "So says the priest?"
(Saiyuki vol. 4)

"Your fighting's making me lose my grip! Don't make me drop your holy ass!" --Sha Gojyo to Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Hakkai: "Your smoking's getting out of hand. You're turning our breathing air white."
Sanzo: "Then open a window and leave me alone."
(Saiyuki vol. 8)

Gojyo: "You're a pretty good shot, kitty cat. Maybe we should start calling you the 'Holy Shit man'."
Sanzo: "Stand over there. I'm out of targets."
Gojyo: "Ugh. You are SUCH a prick."
(Saiyuki vol. 9)

"You're always so nice to me, Hakkai. I'm glad you're with me if we've gotta be dead and stuff." --Son Goku (Saiyuki vol. 7)

"You're heavier than you look, Exalted One." --Sha Gojyo to Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 7)

Sanzo: "You're in danger of sounding attached."
Gojyo: "After I saved his damn life? A stupid death would piss me off."
(Saiyuki vol. 5)

"You're stuck in that ugly body for eternity. I'm not the loser here." --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki vol. 5)

All is turned to sand

Saiyuki Reload

"Don't trust him, Hakkai.  He's gonna sleep!  Look at him!" --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

"Forget Sanzo, assface.  You're fightin' me now." --Son Goku (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

"Hell, without witty commentary, how do they expect to get the ladies?" --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

"Hey!  I know you're back there, you pathetic excuse for a sentient being.  Move your ass!" --Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

Gojyo: "Hey there, hottie.  Who the hell are you?"
Doppleganger: "Sha Gojyo."
Gojyo: "Yeah? At least your name kicks ass!"
(Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

"Hey!  What's your name?  How come you can change into a car?" --Yunfa to Hakuryo "Jeep" (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

"I don't recognize the drama queen, but if you're gonna have a falling out, could you do it somewhere else?" --Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

Goku: "I FREAKIN' hate Shikigami!"
Hakkai: "They are in wonderfully bad taste."
(Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

"I would never allow myself the degradation of having anyone who looked even vaguely like me to lose a fight to you." --Genjyo Sanzo to Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

"Save for their lack of one-liners, these men are practically clones." --Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

"Shut up!  I take real good care of him!  No matter how yummy he looks, I never eat him." --Son Goku about Hakuryo "Jeep" (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

After Genjyo Sanzo shoots at Sha Gojyo during the doppleganger battle:
Sanzo: "Sorry.  I mistook you for the fake."
Gojyo: "You are SO full of shit!"
(Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

Sanzo: "Stop the inane argument or I'll toss your bloodied corpses onto the road."
Hakkai: "And with this humidity, you'd decompose rather quickly."
(Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

Hakkai: "That was a rather cheap exit."
Gojyo: "And who puts 'Hoo' in their maniacal laughter? Did he escape from some crappy theatrical troupe, or what?"
(Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

Goku: "VROOOOM!"
Gojyo: "What are you doing, Goku?"
Goku: "Sound effects."
Gojyo: "Then get 'em right. It's more like 'vrumble vrumble', isn't it?"
Goku: "Nuh-uh! 'Vroooom!'"
Sanzo: "You are wasting your lives."
(Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

Goku: "Wait a sec!  If there's one for each of us...then there's gotta be a Sanzo!"
Hakkai: "A fake Sanzo...?"
Goku, Gojyo, and Hakkai: "WE COULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT!"
(Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

Goku: "We were right--two Sanzos!"
Gojyo: "But which one's the real one?"
Sanzo: "Hey! I'm busy here. Don't butt in where you're not wanted!"
Hakkai: "This one. Clearly."
(Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

"Your smile's raising my freak-out level to 90%" --Sha Gojyo to Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki Reload vol. 2)

not afraid of anything, of giving everything we've got

Shadow Star

"Banda Academy for Girls. A fancy-ass girls' school for little rich bitches...Shit." --Boy (Shadow Star vol. 2)

Shiina: "But what else can we do...?"
Akira: "L-leave it to the Police...?"
Shiina: "But like I said--FLYING SQUIDS...?!"
(Shadow Star vol. 2)

"Dragons live free of the dreary reality of our mundane world. And also...dragons eat people." --Dr. Misono Tamai (Shadow Star vol. 2)

"Here, a present. Bend your wrist in, then out hard...and you'll definitely die." --Komori to Akira Sakura (Shadow Star vol. 2)

"I...I once tried..t-to learn k-kendo, before. S-some kids...they hit you r-really hard. It hurts, even though you're wearing all th-that gear. I...I used to wonder...wh...why does this person hit me s-so hard? It's as though th-they enjoy my p-pain." --Akira Sakura (Shadow Star vol. 1)

"I'm not interested in pathetic songs about love...or lust." --Naozumi (Shadow Star vol. 2)

Sensei: "Man, you are something else, Shiina! You're like that guy from Lone Wolf and Cub!"
Shiina: "Don't compare me to some old geezer! Say I' like Nausicaa or something!"
Sensei: "I would if you reminded me of her!"
(Shadow Star vol. 1)

"Really? Why? What's so bad about brothers? I'd love it even if I had one brother!" --Shiina Tamai (Shadow Star vol. 1)

"Saved! Saved! From the very jaws of starvation!" --Shiina Tamai (Shadow Star vol. 1)

"That kind of crap makes the world go 'round, dude." --Boy (Shadow Star vol. 2)

"There are two kinds of people in this world, Kazuyuki. Those who wait, and those who make them wait." --Satomi Ozawa (Shadow Star vol. 2)

"To anyone with even an elementary grasp of quantum physics, it is clear that 'reality' is a slippery concept." --Dr. Misono Tamai (Shadow Star vol. 2)

"We are creating a society of equals. The wise shall live, the fools shall die. Discrimination creates equality." --Naozumi (Shadow Star vol. 2)

"We'll build an empire that'll last a thousand years. I'll be the king...and you'll be my queen. To start things off...let's kill about, oh, five billion people." --Komori (Shadow Star vol. 2)

Girl 1: "Wh-what now?"
Girl 2: "Aah, same shit, different day."
(Shadow Star vol. 1)

"When you don't fit in anywhere in the world, what should you do? Carve yourself to fit the world...? Or carve the world to fit you!?" --Komori (Shadow Star vol. 2)

"Whoa! Whoa!! You behave yourself with the paying customers, Shiina!" --Mr. Suzuki (Shadow Star vol. 1)

"Yeah, right! As if the Police are gonna believe in flying squids!" --Shiina Tamai (Shadow Star vol. 2)

"You're sure in a bitchy mood today. What's your problem anyway?" --Kazuki (Shadow Star vol. 1)

stepping on the accelerator

Suki

"An empty stomach can only lead to sadness." --Hinata Asahi (Suki vol. 1)

"And once again, we've crossed the line from dense to dumb." --Emi Kishitani (Suki vol. 1)

Asou-sensei: "Are you saying I'm a bad person?"
Touko: "Am I wrong?"
(Suki vol. 2)

"But if she had common sense, she wouldn't be Hina." --Touko Shinohara (Suki vol. 1)

"But why would a professional bad person be in my house?" --Hinata Asahi (Suki vol. 3)

Asou: "Do you like sitting in the snow?"
Hina: "Well, I don't hate it, but I guess it IS cold."
(Suki vol. 1)

"Even though it's the same old rice and the same other stuff we always eat, somehow it tastes so much better when it's in a box." --Hinata Asahi (Suki vol. 2)

"I guess it can be tough when your dad is filthy rich." --Emi Kishitani (Suki vol. 1)

Emi: "I guess there's no use trying to talk sense into you."
Hina: "Nope!"
(Suki vol. 2)

"In other words, I'm off to the faculty room to ask perfectly innocent questions." --Emi Kishitani (Suki vol. 2)

"Maybe being such a good student stunted your emotional growth." --Emi Kishitani (Suki vol. 1)

"Outo high's idiot savant, worrie'd about Outo's prettiest student.  Clearly, the sky is about to fall." --Emi Kishitani (Suki vol. 1)

Hina: "So....are you moving in?"
Asou: "Well...yes."
Hina: "At midnight?"
Asou: "I've got my reasons."
(Suki vol. 1)

Hina: "So I tried to climb over on the tree, but I fell..."
Asou: "I know. I cushioned your fall."
(Suki vol. 1)

"We need a handsome male teacher to soothe our aching hearts!!" --Emi Kishitani (Suki vol. 1)

"When people get hungry, they get really sad!" --Hinata Asahi (Suki vol. 1)

"Why would a male teacher soothe us? Couldn't a girl teacher do that?" --Hinata Asahi (Suki vol. 1)

"Work IS work, but work doesn't suit you." --Masaya Kizu (Suki vol. 2)

"You're just like a puppy dog, Hina--good instincts and all!" --Emi Kishitani (Suki vol. 1)

unfulfillable emotion

Sukisho
(Important note: all the characters are male)

“Are you by chance Sunao? You’ve become very pretty.” –Soushi Asaka (Sukisho ep. 8)

“As members of the angel squad, we should provide them with romantic ambience.” –Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 6)

“Do you know the three desires of human beings? Eating, sleeping, and sex. You’re an embodiment of desire.” –Sunao Fujimori to Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 8)

Soushi: “Don’t I look like a lawyer?”
Sora: “Well, Shinichiro doesn’t look like a school teacher either.”
(Sukisho ep. 8)

“Fujimori may be better off being Ran forever.” –Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 8)

Sora: “I didn’t kiss him!”
Sunao: “Did you want to?”
Sora: “Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!”
(Sukisho ep. 5)

“I didn’t really care about my past until now. Maybe it’s because I met you.” –Sora Hashiba to Sunao Fujimori (Sukisho ep. 9)

“I don’t like what I don’t like!” –Sunao Fujimori (Sukisho ep. 1)

“I guess if you can’t see the path you’ve been traveling on, it makes it hard to see your future.” –Soushi Asaka (Sukisho ep. 8)

“I hate people who make me dress up like a princess!” –Sunao Fujimori (Sukisho ep. 2)

“I have to turn my heart to stone to treat you this way. How sad that you misunderstand my fatherly love.” –Shinichiro Minato to Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 1)

“If he continues to haunt me, I’ll die.” –Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 5)

“If I find out the truth, then maybe I can remember the Fujimori missing from my memories.” –Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 9)

“If I wasn’t dressed like this I’d be out of here by now.” –Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 2)

“If it’s our fault that Nanami and Minato are fighting, then Valentines Day is ruined.” –Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 6)

Soushi: “If Shinichiro ever becomes unreliable, you can come to me.”
Minato: “What do you mean, unreliable?”
Soushi: “Stop acting like a child.”
Sora: “Whenever Soushi says something, Shinichiro acts like a little kid.”
(Sukisho ep. 8)

“Just because he’s a ghost, it’s still not nice to interrupt their date.” –Sunao Fujimori (Sukisho ep. 5)

“Looking at you is like looking at a painting.” –Matsuri Honjyo (Sukisho ep. 9)

Minato: “Nanami, why did you invite this guy? And you invited him without telling me.”
Nanami: “If I told you, you might have been upset.”
Minato: “Of course!”
(Sukisho ep. 8)

“Nights of passion, and myself not being who I am. I can’t take it.” –Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 8)

“Only you or a flying squirrel could pull that off.” –Gakuo Ichikawa (Sukisho ep. 1)

Nanami: “Shinichiro!”
Minato: “Yes ma’am.”
Sora: “Haha you got in trouble.”
(Sukisho ep. 1)

“This dress is in the way!” –Sunao Fujimori (Sukisho ep. 2)

“This is a hot item for maniacs.” –Matsuri Honjo (Sukisho ep. 4)

“Wait a minute, you’re a ghost, you can’t die.” –Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 5)

“We thought it was only right to fight cosplay with cosplay.” –Matsuri Honjo (Sukisho ep. 4)

To Matsuri:
Sora: “What are you, a ninja?”
Sunao: “Don’t take our picture!”
(Sukisho ep. 6)

Sora: “You mean Nanami likes Minato?”
Sunao: “That’s right. You didn’t know?”
Sora: *sigh*
Sora: “Minato and Nanami, they’re seeing each other?”
Sunao: “Are you surprised?”
Sora: “Not really.”
(Sukisho ep. 6)

“You’re like an older sister, I mean a brother, to me.” –Sora Hashiba (Sukisho ep. 1)

“You’ve got guts addressing a teacher so informally. Or are you saying you want to get personal and intimate with me?” –Shinichiro Minato (Sukisho ep. 1)

I can't stop loving you