Index
The Wallflower
"He's...he's dead...my wish came true!!" --Sunako Nakahara (The Wallflower vol. 1)
Takenaga: "Hey, didn't your report card from elementary school say,'doesn't play well with others'?"
Kyohei: "Shut up, Takenaga. At least I don't have two last names."
(The Wallflower vol. 1)
"I break out in a rash every time I see an ugly girl." --Ranmaru Morii (The Wallflower vol. 1)
"I can either defy God...or melt and rot into nothingness." --Sunako Nakahara (The Wallflower vol. 1)
"I can't believe he said I should cut my bangs. Then the world would be able to see my face. And I'd be hit with direct sunlight." --Sunako Nakahara (The Wallflower vol. 1)
"I'll turn you into the most beautiful corpse the world has ever seen." --Sunako Nakahara (The Wallflower vol. 1)
"It's because you ran 500 meters naked the day after you spent an hour in a cold bath. You're gonna die man." --Ranmaru Morii (The Wallflower vol. 1)
"Stupid Adam and Eve...stupid genetics...stupid evolution..." --Sunako Nakahara (The Wallflower vol. 1)
"Su-Sunako-chan...how human of you." --Ranmaru Morii (The Wallflower vol. 1)
Takenaga: "Then at least tell me why you don't want to cut it."
Sunako: "No."
Takenaga: "Just FREAKING TELL ME!!"
Sunako: "NO MEANS NO!!"
(The Wallflower vol. 1)
"This creature is one of God's greatest creations. You think I'm gonna let you bastards lay your hands on him?" --Sunako Nakahara (The Wallflower vol. 1)
"What have you done...It's against international law to hurt that face." --Modified Uniform Army (The Wallflower vol. 1)
Yuki: "Who told you that?"
Ranmaru: "The wife of a businessman I know..."
Yuki: "Oh, you mean your mistress..."
(The Wallflower vol. 1)
"You have such pretty (and really bloodshot) eyes." --Yukinojo Toyama (The Wallflower vol. 1)
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Welcome to the NHK
"Being forced to constantly listen to a song you don't even like is certainly not beneficial to one's mental health." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
"By airing funny anime, they are mass-producing anime otaku, and thus, are partly responsible for the emergence of such a significant number of NEETs." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
"Does reality continue to persist in your mind?" --Kaoru Yamazaki (Welcome to the NHK ep. 4)
"Don't be ridiculous! I'll starve to death if it's for Plrin-chan's sake." --Kaoru Yamazaki (Welcome to the NHK ep. 4)
Satou: "Geez, you're not a dumb middle school girl, you know?"
Kashiwa: "I'm a dumb high school girl."
(Welcome to the NHK ep. 3)
Kashiwa: "Hey you."
Satou: "Huh?"
Kashiwa: "Join the literature club."
Satou (in thought): "With those persuasive words, I decided to spend my three years of high school in the literature club."
(Welcome to the NHK ep. 2)
"However, I know you can't kill yourself like this. That's because you'll pass out before you suffocate yourself, loosening your grip." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
Yamazaki: "However, in this world, low budgets, people without partners, inability to create decent programs, cheap music...Abysmal conditions like those do exist, but it's still possible to create a game. Not only that...there's a certain category where you can even reap huge profits."
Satou: "Amazing, Yamazaki! That's it!"
Yamazaki: "However, that path is a bloody one."
(Welcome to the NHK ep. 2)
"I can't allow that strange letter to confuse me and throw my schedule off." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
"I don't know anything about actual girls, so even if you ask me to create characters, there's obviously a limit to what I can think of." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 4)
"I'm an almighty hikikomori who's been in reclusion for the past three years. There's no way I can go outside in the middle of the day." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 4)
"If I could cure my hikikomori self by praying, I wouldn't be struggling as much as I am now." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
"If the electricity is out, I won't be able to live a comfortable NEET life. That's not good at all!" --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
"If Yamazaki can do it, so can I. Digital world, here I come." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 3)
"Is it even okay for someone who's dedicating her life for the sake of God to be working part-time? Then again, even the devout need money." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
"It feels like my mind has been out of synch lately. Is it because I sleep sixteen hours a day?" --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
Satou: "My friends' personal information is in there, so you can't look."
Yamazaki: "You don't have any friends."
(Welcome to the NHK ep. 3)
"Now that I think about it, the people from the electric company wouldn't come all the way here to make a collection, so it wouldn't make any difference if I ignore the bell or not." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
"Right. I've fallen into the one percent chance of being involved in an actual conspiracy." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
Yamazaki: "Satou-san, aren't you a hikikomori?"
Satou: "Now isn't the time to act like a hikikomori!"
(Welcome to the NHK ep. 3)
"That's because real life is full of hardships. Girls who look down on guys like us, girls who degrade guys like us...that two-timing bitch who went out with the convenience store manager!" --Kaoru Yamazaki (Welcome to the NHK ep. 4)
"The moment you see it, you must grab it at once! That's the rule of thumb when you make a pilgrimmage to the sacred land." --Kaoru Yamazaki (Welcome to the NHK ep. 4)
"This is too direct for religious solicitation. I don't think anyone would be fooled by this. However, that's their strategy, to use young women in order to gather young men." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
"To be honest, I know what I have to do. Go out immediately and start doing something, like working a part-time job. That way, the rumor of a NEET living in this room won't spread. Even that girl would think the reason I was home was because I had a day off." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 1)
Satou: "Who the hell are you?"
Misaki: "A nice girl who wants to save a hikikomori failure."
(Welcome to the NHK ep. 2)
"Yamazaki, people who create galges are amazing." --Tatsuhiro Satou (Welcome to the NHK ep. 4)
Yamazaki: "You're in charge of the scenario, Satou-san. It's something the scenarist needs to think about."
Satou: "So, what are you going to do?"
Yamazaki: "Program, music, CG, plus all the miscellaneous work. In other words, everything besides the scenario."
Satou: "Good luck."
(Welcome to the NHK ep. 3)
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